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Observations by and for the vaguely disenchanted by Kevin G. Barkes

 

Conceived above a saloon, delivered into this world by a masked man identified by his heavily sedated mother as Captain Video, raised by a kindly West Virginian woman, a mild-mannered former reporter with modest delusions of grandeur and no tolerance of idiots and the intellectually dishonest.

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network solutions made me a child pornographer!
The sordid details...

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Anniversary

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Requiem for a fictional Scotsman

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Oh my God! They killed Library!! Those bastards!!!

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Elegy to a Mostly Maine Coon

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It's a Hap-Hap-Happy Day

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A Pittsburgher in the Really Big City

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Da Burg Annat

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I Have Issues

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Yeah, yeah, I'm inspired

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At least the rivers freeze in Pittsburgh

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He knows if yinz is a jagoff

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KGB, CIA linked

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The Carbolic Smoke Ball
Superb satire, and based in Pittsburgh!

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Americans United for Separation of Church and State

"No religious Test shall ever be required as a Qualification to any Office or public Trust under the United States."
Article VI, U.S. Constitution

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Geek of the Week, 7/16/2000

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Cruel Site of the Day, 7/15/2000

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miscellany

Hard to describe.

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Saturday, March 21, 2009
posted by KGB at 12:33 AM (permalink)

Quote of the day

The first day of spring was once the time for taking the young virgins into the fields, there in dalliance to set an example in fertility for Nature to follow. Now we just set the clock an hour ahead and change the oil in the crankcase.
-E.B. White

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Friday, March 20, 2009
posted by KGB at 1:00 AM (permalink)

The Ides of March

Ok, so I'm a few days late:

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Thursday, March 19, 2009
posted by KGB at 7:33 AM (permalink)

Shouldn't he at least have a monocle and a hairless cat?

David Li, the guy they say is responsible
for the collapse of the world's economy.

Disastrously, it was just simple enough for untrained financial analysts to use, but too complex for them to properly understand. It appeared to allow them to definitively determine risk, effectively eliminating it. The result was an orgy of misspending that sent the U.S. banking system over a cliff.

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Wednesday, March 18, 2009
posted by KGB at 8:53 AM (permalink)

Fine. Now, where's my jetpack?

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posted by KGB at 1:35 AM (permalink)

The credit crisis in a nutshell

The Crisis of Credit Visualized from Jonathan Jarvis on Vimeo.

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Tuesday, March 17, 2009
posted by KGB at 3:48 AM (permalink)

Search of the day

1. Go to https://www.google.com

2. Enter "find Chuck Norris".

3. Click "I'm feeling lucky."

(Or, click here.)

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posted by KGB at 12:01 AM (permalink)

If "Pharmacy" is an integral part of the business name...

... then the pharmacy should be open when the rest of the store is open. Otherwise, name it what it is:

RITE AID
Mutant convenience store with thyroid problem
that fills prescriptions only when
it's profitable for us.

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Monday, March 16, 2009
posted by KGB at 12:09 AM (permalink)

Joke of the day

Heisenberg, Gödel, and Chomsky walk into a bar. Heisenberg says, "From the fact that we are all here I can infer that this is a joke, but cannot determine whether or not the joke is funny." Gödel says, "No, we can't tell if the joke is funny because we're inside it--if we could observe ourselves from outside, we would know." Chomsky just shakes his head sadly. "No, no," he says, "The joke is funny. You're just telling it wrong."

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Sunday, March 15, 2009
posted by KGB at 5:37 AM (permalink)

Well, he certainly followed through on his promise to get serious...

 

What a tool.

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So there.  
The kgb@kgb.com e-mail address is now something other than kgb@kgb.com saga.
kgbreport.com used to be kgb.com until December, 2007 when the domain name broker Trout Zimmer made an offer I couldn't refuse. Giving up kgb.com and adopting kgbreport.com created a significant problem, however. I had acquired the kgb.com domain name in 1993, and had since that time used kgb@kgb.com as my sole e-mail address. How to let people know that kgb@kgb.com was no longer kgb@kgb.com but rather kgbarkes@gmail.com which is longer than kgb@kgb.com and more letters to type than kgb@kgb.com and somehow less aesthetically pleasing than kgb@kgb.com but actually just as functional as kgb@kgb.com? I sent e-mails from the kgb@kgb.com address to just about everybody I knew who had used kgb@kgb.com in the past decade and a half but noticed that some people just didn't seem to get the word about the kgb@kgb.com change. So it occurred to me that if I were generate some literate, valid text in which kgb@kgb.com was repeated numerous times and posted it on a bunch of different pages- say, a blog indexed by Google- that someone looking for kgb@kgb.com would notice this paragraph repeated in hundreds of locations, would read it, and figure out that kgb@kgb.com no longer is the kgb@kgb.com they thought it was. That's the theory, anyway. kgb@kgb.com. Ok, I'm done. Move along. Nothing to see here...