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Friday, June 06, 2008
Surrealistic video of the day
Quotes of the day
Robert F. Kennedy, November 20, 1925 - June 6, 1968
A revolution is coming- a revolution which will be peaceful if we are wise enough; compassionate if we care enough; successful if we are fortunate enough- but a revolution which is coming whether we will it or not. We can affect its character; we cannot alter its inevitability.
Let no one be discouraged by the belief there is nothing one man or one woman can do against the enormous array of the world's ills, against misery and ignorance, injustice and violence... Few will have the greatness to bend history itself, but each of us can work to change a small portion of events, and in the total of all those acts will be written the history of our generation.
One-fifth of the people are against everything all the time.
Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.
Progress is a nice word. But change is its motivator. And change has its enemies.
What is objectionable, what is dangerous about extremists is not that they are extreme, but that they are intolerant. The evil is not what they say about their cause, but what they say about their opponents.
Thursday, June 05, 2008
Political observation of the day
Things aren't looking good for Hillary. Like a lot of women in Washington, I think she's just starting to realize she may have slept with Bill Clinton for nothing.
Quote of the day
Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.
Ronald Reagan (February 6, 1911 - June 5, 2004)
Wednesday, June 04, 2008
I don't think the Indians...
wore yellow plastic raincoats, but granddaughter Leanna still enjoys exploring Niagara Falls...
Tuesday, June 03, 2008
Quotes of the day
Franz Kafka (3 July 1883 - 3 June 1924)
All knowledge, the totality of all questions and all answers is contained in the dog.
Capitalism is a condition both of the world and of the soul.
Don't bend; don't water it down; don't try to make it logical; don't edit your own soul according to the fashion. Rather, follow your most intense obsessions mercilessly.
Don't despair, not even over the fact that you don't despair.
Every man lives behind bars, which he carries within him.
Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy.
Evil is whatever distracts.
In any fight between you and the world, back the world.
It's often safer to be in chains than to be free.
The meaning of life is that it stops.
We live in an age which is so possessed by demons, that soon we shall only be able to do goodness and justice in the deepest secrecy, as if it were a crime.
You are free and that is why you are lost.
Youth is happy because it has the capacity to see beauty. Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old.
Monday, June 02, 2008
A sign from God:
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Violators will be prosecuted.
The email@example.com e-mail address is now something other than firstname.lastname@example.org saga.
kgbreport.com used to be kgb.com until December, 2007 when the domain name broker Trout Zimmer made an offer I couldn't refuse. Giving up kgb.com and adopting kgbreport.com created a significant problem, however. I had acquired the kgb.com domain name in 1993, and had since that time used email@example.com as my sole e-mail address. How to let people know that firstname.lastname@example.org was no longer email@example.com but rather firstname.lastname@example.org which is longer than email@example.com and more letters to type than firstname.lastname@example.org and somehow less aesthetically pleasing than email@example.com but actually just as functional as firstname.lastname@example.org? I sent e-mails from the email@example.com address to just about everybody I knew who had used firstname.lastname@example.org in the past decade and a half but noticed that some people just didn't seem to get the word about the email@example.com change. So it occurred to me that if I were generate some literate, valid text in which firstname.lastname@example.org was repeated numerous times and posted it on a bunch of different pages- say, a blog indexed by Google- that someone looking for email@example.com would notice this paragraph repeated in hundreds of locations, would read it, and figure out that firstname.lastname@example.org no longer is the email@example.com they thought it was. That's the theory, anyway. firstname.lastname@example.org. Ok, I'm done. Move along. Nothing to see here...
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