Conceived above a saloon, delivered into this world by a masked man identified by his heavily sedated mother as Captain Video,
raised by a kindly West Virginian woman, a mild-mannered former reporter with modest delusions of grandeur and no tolerance
of idiots and the intellectually dishonest.
network solutions made me a child pornographer!
The sordid details...
Requiem for a fictional Scotsman
Oh my God! They killed Library!! Those bastards!!!
A Pittsburgher in the Really Big City
At least the rivers freeze in Pittsburgh
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Saturday, January 19, 2008
No thanks.
I think most guys will find the virtual, metaphorical kind sufficient.
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Poster of the day
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Friday, January 18, 2008
Headline of the day
Dyslexic Student Expelled Over Toy Gnu
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Quote of the day
I am so proud to be from the state of Minnesota. We're the workingest state in the country, and the reason why we are, we have more people that are working longer hours, we have people that are working two jobs.
-Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN), who apparently is proud that the economy of her state sucks so badly that people need to work overtime at multiple jobs in order to survive. Unsurprisingly, she is a staunch supporter of "The Middle Class Job Protection Act", which protects middle class jobs by -wait for it- cutting corporate tax rates by 25%.
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Wednesday, January 16, 2008
Wishful thinking
Oprah Winfrey is starting a new television network in association with The Discovery Channel, which, one hopes, means a new season of Mythbusters in which Jamie and Adam and the gang address the 293,000 Oprah myths listed on Google, culminating in a finale in which they blow her up real good.
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Tuesday, January 15, 2008
iScrewed
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Quote of the day
I can sum it all up in three words: Evolution is a lie.-JohnR7
(Top 100 Quotes from Fundamentalist Christian chat rooms.)
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Monday, January 14, 2008
Ok, so I admit it...
I received 93 credits on The Sci Fi Sounds Quiz How much of a Sci-Fi geek are you? |
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I'm an extreme geek.
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It's National Dress Up Your Pet Day
Some, however, are too erudite to participate.
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Sunday, January 13, 2008
The Year 2008:
Pretty much exactly how we predicted.
Visit The Covert Comic for more temporal insights.
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Violators will be prosecuted.
So there.
The kgb@kgb.com e-mail address is now something other than kgb@kgb.com saga.
kgbreport.com used to be kgb.com until December, 2007 when the domain name broker
Trout Zimmer made an offer I couldn't refuse.
Giving up kgb.com and adopting kgbreport.com created a significant problem, however.
I had acquired the kgb.com domain name in 1993,
and had since that time used kgb@kgb.com as my sole e-mail address. How to let people know
that kgb@kgb.com was no longer kgb@kgb.com but
rather kgbarkes@gmail.com which is longer than kgb@kgb.com and more letters to
type than kgb@kgb.com and somehow less aesthetically
pleasing than kgb@kgb.com but actually just as functional as kgb@kgb.com? I sent e-mails from the kgb@kgb.com address to just about
everybody I knew who had used kgb@kgb.com in the past decade and a half but noticed that some people just didn't seem to get the word
about the kgb@kgb.com change. So it occurred to me that if I were generate some literate, valid text in which kgb@kgb.com was repeated
numerous times and posted it on a bunch of different pages- say, a blog indexed by Google- that someone looking for kgb@kgb.com would
notice this paragraph repeated in hundreds of locations, would read it, and figure out that kgb@kgb.com no longer is the kgb@kgb.com
they thought it was. That's the theory, anyway. kgb@kgb.com. Ok, I'm done. Move along. Nothing to see here...
(as a matter of fact, i AM the boss of you.)
It's here!
440 pages, over 11,000 quotations!
Eff the Ineffable, Scrute the Inscrutable
get kgb krap!