Ok, let's get it all out of our systems...
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"I've got a nice house and a kid in college, and I'll tell you we cannot
handle it. Giving our paycheck away when you still worked and earned it?
That's just not going to fly.
-Congressman Lee Terry (R-NE)
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"It's a problem for us because the other side has locked up the stupid
vote."
-Congressman Alan Grayson (D-FL)
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The Republican Party is like the corpse in Weekend at Bernie's,
and the Tea Party is the two guys who put a hat and sunglasses on it and
dragged it around town."
-Bill Maher
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"The government shutdown could cost the American economy $300 million a
day. To put that in perspective, it would be like every day the economy
released a new Lone Ranger movie."
–Conan O'Brien
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I wasn't happy about the country being controlled by the richest one
percent, but I really hate it being controlled by the dumbest one
percent.
-Andy Borowitz
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"At least here in America, crucial agencies like the U.S. Border Patrol
are still on the job. That's a good thing. The last thing we need is an
influx of Canadians, with their politeness and a government that's open
every day."
–Craig Ferguson
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There is nothing I dread so much as a division of the Republic into two
great parties, each arranged under its leader and converting measures in
opposition to each other.
-John Adams
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Thanks to God that he gave me stubbornness when I know I am right.
-John
Adams
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REMEMBER: You go to war with the army you have but you don't get people
health insurance until every detail is perfect.
-@LOLGOP
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