We need to send a message to Washington. This November, I want everyone who believes in basic human rights to touch themselves in the voting booth. I want to say this to Christine O'Donnell and her followers: you'll take away this penis when you pry it out of my cold, dead hands.
-Jimmy Kimmel
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