The week's best late-night political jokes, from Daniel Kurtzman's Political Humor Blog on About.Com.
President Obama signed into law the repeal of 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell.'
What does it say about us that we think gay men can handle armed combat,
but can't handle marriage?
-Jay Leno
Congress has voted to extend the Bush tax cuts. Is it me, or is George
W. Bush getting more done now than when he was in office?
-Jay Leno
Sarah Palin, part-time Governor of Alaska, is angry because Michele
Obama is encouraging kids to eat healthy. Sarah Palin believes the
government shouldn't tell us what to do. Sarah Palin believes she
should tell us what to do.
-David Letterman
A new poll shows President Obama ahead of Sarah Palin 54 percent to 39
percent in a potential match up. You know what that means? John McCain
could get Barack Obama elected twice.
-Jay Leno
The Senate voted to allow gay soldiers to serve in the military. This is
good news for gay soldiers, but bad news for straight soldiers who were
going to say they were gay to get out of the Army.
-Conan O'Brien
Congress repealed 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell'. The Pentagon can now start
production on 'Iraq the Musical.'
-David Letterman
This morning President Obama signed the repeal of Don't Ask, Don't Tell'
into law. He would have signed it last night, but supporters of the bill
didn't want to miss last night's episode of Glee.
-Conan
O'Brien
John McCain was opposed to repealing 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell,' though he
admitted that he probably served with gay soldiers during the Civil War.
-David
Letterman
Vice President Joe Biden said there has been no 'substantive damage' to
the United States by Julian Assange in the whole WikiLeaks scandal. He
says it has been embarrassing, but you can't prosecute people for
embarrassing the United States. If that were true, Joe Biden would be
serving life in prison.
-Jay Leno
Last night on Sarah Palin's Alaska, the Palins went white water
rafting with a guide named Mudflap. It was such an odd name, Sarah Palin
asked, "Are you sure you're not one of my kids?"
-Jimmy
Fallon
Sarah Palin's Alaska has been such a big hit for TLC, they're
trying to get her to do another season. You know who doesn't want Palin
to have a second season? Elk.
-Jimmy Fallon
Sarah Palin is getting into the Christmas spirit. Today, she shot a
partridge in a pear tree.
-David Letterman
This weekend there were big Christmas sales, Congress repealed 'Don't
Ask Don't Tell' and the President signed the tax-cut extension bill. So
if you're a gay soldier who's also a millionaire, looking for tax-refund
money to go Christmas shopping, this was the time of your life.
-Jay
Leno
Categories: Political Jokes of the Week
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