Recently enshrined in the KGB Quotations Database:
Good things come to those with no expectations.
-David X. Cohen
Dear Future Generations: Please accept our apologies. We were roaring
drunk on petroleum.
-Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
In a democracy, you say what you like and do what you're told.
-Dave
Barry
A modern democracy is a tyranny whose borders are undefined; one
discovers how far one can go only by traveling in a straight line until
one is stopped.
-Norman Mailer
Golf is not a sport. It's men in ugly pants, walking.
-Rosie
O'Donnell
When choosing between two evils, be advised: if you use the
"eeny-meeny-miny-mo" method, you'll always end up with the second one.
-John
Alejandro King (The Covert Comic)
Death before dishonor. One thing at a time.
-John Alejandro King
(The Covert Comic)
Rather than giveth and taketh away, maybe it would be best for all
concerned if the Lord just held on to it.
-John Alejandro King
(The Covert Comic)
The most popular software for writing fiction isn't Word. It's Excel.
-Brian
Alvey
A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice
person.
-Dave Barry
You have no birthday because you have always lived; you were never born,
and never will die. You are not the child of the people you call mother
and father, but their fellow-adventurer on a bright journey to
understand the things that are.
-Richard Bach
Life tells you nothing. It shows you everything.
-Richard Bach
Decide promptly, but never give any reasons. Your decision may be right,
but your reasons are sure to be wrong.
-Lord William Murray
Mansfield
I can think of nothing less pleasurable than a life devoted to pleasure.
-John
D. Rockefeller
We will not walk in fear, one of another. We will not be driven into an
age of unreason if we dig deep into our history and remember we are not
descended from fearful men.
-Edward R. Murrow
Sometimes someone has to hurt you deep enough to make you realize how
better your life is without them in it.
-Amanda Adriani
Opportunity is sometimes hard to recognize if you're only looking for a
lucky break.
-Monta Crane
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