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Some NFL players actually criticized Michael Sam for kissing his
boyfriend after getting drafted. Apparently NFL players aren't supposed
to be in a gay relationship until they're sent to prison.
–Conan
O'Brien
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Donald Sterling and his wife of 50 years are divorcing. That's right,
ladies: he is AVAILABLE.
-Andy Borowitz
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I don't deny reality, but I don't exactly go looking for it, either.
-Robert
Brault
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The CDC says half of Americans take prescription drugs. The other half
are too drunk to open the child-proof cap.
-Stephen Colbert
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A new study claims that 1 in 10 Americans no longer carry cash. They’re
called English majors.
–Seth Meyers
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There's a certain irony that one of the sponsors of CBS' Person of Interest is Google, which probably knows far more about us than the NSA ever will...
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If you don't renew your AARP membership and your card expires, you can no longer use it to identify yourself as a senior. I think I've found a way to stop aging.
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TV Guide, 2075: 'Miami Vice: 2 debonair detectives patrol illegal
fishing boats where the streets of the city used to be.'
-Steve
Harris
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And... the desktop is clean.
-KGB
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