America: Race riots, fascist police, AND THE BEST DAMNED ICE CREAM IN
THE WORLD! (Button, circa 1968)
-Unattributed
Ben & Jerry's is an indulgent dessert that should be eaten in
moderation. You should not be replacing more than one meal a day with
ice cream.
-Jerry Greenfield
How do you say no when a little kid is asking you for ice cream? I know
I can't say no to it myself.
-Jimmie Johnson
I eat ice cream. It's better than booze.
-Del Shannon
I love dessert. All kinds. But there's something about ice cream that
makes me happy. I am drawn to its simplicity. I am perplexed by the
endless supply of constantly growing flavor options. And I am always in
the mood for sprinkles and a sugar cone.
-Rachel Nichols
I love eating chocolate cake and ice cream after a show. I almost
justify it in my mind as, 'You were a good boy onstage and you did your
show, so now you can have some cake and ice cream.'
-Steven Wright
In time, foods such as hamburgers and ice cream became more than just
meals. They became part of American history and culture, touchstones
that are almost immediately nostalgic and sentimental no matter how old
you are or what part of the country you are from.
-Homaro Cantu
My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your
ice cream while it is on your plate.
-Thornton Wilder
Spoon the sauce over the ice cream. It will harden. This is what you
have been working for.
-Nicholson Baker
The administration says the American people want tax cuts. Well, duh.
The American people also want drive-through nickel beer night. The
American people want to lose weight by eating ice cream. The American
people love the Home Shopping Network because it's commercial-free.
-Will
Durst
The only emperor is the emperor of ice cream.
-Wallace Stevens
When I have bad days, I just eat lots of chocolate ice cream and dance
to the Lion King soundtrack. It's really odd, but it's true.
-Blake
Lively
Wow, you survived a blackout. You're made of stronger stuff than ice
cream.
-Lewis Black
You can pour melted ice cream on regular ice cream. It's like a sauce!
-Chris
Pratt
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