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Published Monday, May 23, 2022 @ 4:18 PM EDT
May 23 2022

White Supremacy

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Belgium becomes first country to introduce mandatory monkeypox quarantine as global cases rise.

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Jif peanut butter is being recalled for potential salmonella contamination. The FDA noted that the peanut butter has a two-year shelf life so consumers should check any Jif peanut butter already in their home.

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Economist Jeffrey Sachs presents evidence of possible lab origin of Covid-19. An article in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences calls for an independent investigation of information held by U.S.-based institutions that could shed light on the origins of Covid.

Also, As avian influenza spreads in birds, conspiracy theories about the disease infect the internet. ...users are questioning whether the virus is a bioweapon, suggesting it's a ploy by Bill Gates, and claiming a TV interview with a former CDC director offers proof that the disease outbreaks were planned or that the flu news was designed to scare people. None of which is true.

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Southern Baptist leaders mishandled sex abuse claims and resisted reforms over concerns of "potential liability," a third-party report alleges.

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Have we been getting sleep all wrong? Eight hours a day is a myth. Embracing our individual sleeping patterns could be the key to a better night's rest. (Favorite observation about sleep from someone on Facebook: "Sleep is death without the commitment.")

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Drew Carey is 64 today.

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Joan Collins is 89 today.

(Star Trek was filmed at Desilu, as was The Andy Griffith show. This scene was actually shot on the latter show's Mayberry main street. Note Floyd's Barber Shop in the background.)

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There are more Airbnb rentals than available apartments in New York City. The total number of short-term rentals of entire homes in the city's five boroughs- those listed on Airbnb Inc. and Expedia Group Inc.'s Vrbo- is more than 13,000, according to third-party data tracker AirDNA. Meanwhile, rental inventory in Manhattan, Brooklyn and a portion of Queens hovers just over 7,500, according to an April report from broker Douglas Elliman Real Estate.

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Tweets, observations, and diversions:

If you think free speech is defined by your ability to be an asshole without consequence, you don't understand free speech (but you remain an asshole).

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On this day in 1969, the BBC ordered 13 episodes of Monty Python's Flying Circus.

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When racists say "I have Black friends," they mean Herschel Walker.
-Middle Age Riot

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My mother insists she's not going to make it through the end of this year, despite the fact she's in better shape than I am and her doctor describes her condition as excellent.

I took her shopping today and she bought some vitamins- a buy one, get one free deal. I pointed out that buying vitamins seemed kind of pointless based on her calculated life expectancy, and getting an extra bottle was really overshooting her self-proclaimed anticipated end date.

She was not amused.

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Gubernatorial comes from the Latin gubernator, which means governor. Gubernator is derived from gubernare, which means to steer or govern.

Given the current state of the country, gubernator sounds more accurate than governor. Only it should be spelled goobernator.

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Friends and patients of the late Lawrence J. Nelson, MD... A memorial will be held Sunday, June 12 at noon at the George Irvin Green Funeral Home, 3511 Main Street, Munhall.


Categories: Airbnb, Bird Flu, Covid-19, Drew Carey, FDA, First Amendment, Free Speech, Jif Peanut Butter, Joan Collins, Monkeypox, Monty Python, Sleep, Southern Baptists


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Blessed are the cheesemakers...
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Published Sunday, June 01, 2014 @ 11:42 AM EDT
Jun 01 2014

Smartphone technology is amazing, but if we're going to continue anthropomorphizing these devices, let's get the casting correct.

They're not mature, thirty-something personal assistants with eidetic memories and a preternatural awareness of our needs and their surroundings. They're precocious ten-year-olds who don't listen closely, are easily distracted, and are willing to sacrifice accuracy for the chance to joke around.

This past Friday the local Rite Aid pharmacy couldn't completely fill my prescription for montelukast, the generic form of the allergy drug Singulair. On my way out of the store, I told Google Now to "remind me about montelukast when I'm at Rite Aid."

To be fair, I didn't look at the phone's screen. I didn't want to remove my sunglasses and I was in a hurry. I just confirmend the reminder and kept moving.

So this morning I'm at Rite Aid getting milk and bread, and my phone "dings' and vibrates. The reminder screen read:

Monty Lutheran.

"Ok, Google Now. Show me Monty Lutheran."

Smart ass.


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Monty Python reference of the day
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Published Wednesday, October 16, 2013 @ 4:23 PM EDT
Oct 16 2013


Categories: Congress, Monty Python, Observations


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October 5, 1969
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Published Wednesday, October 05, 2011 @ 2:56 AM EDT
Oct 05 2011

Forty-two years ago today, the first episode of Monty Python's Flying Circus was aired on the BBC, and humor was forever changed.

(YouTube video: The Philosophers' Drinking Song)


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Remembering Graham Chapman
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Published Tuesday, October 04, 2011 @ 8:19 AM EDT
Oct 04 2011

Warning: contains vulgar but entirely appropriate language.

(YouTube video of John Cleese, Michael Palin, and Eric Idle speak at Graham Chapman's memorial service.)


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