Andrew Allison "Drew" Carey (born May 23, 1958) is an American actor, comedian, sports executive, and game show host. After serving in the U.S. Marine Corps and making a name for himself in stand-up comedy, Carey eventually gained popularity starring in his own sitcom, The Drew Carey Show, and serving as host of the U.S. version of the improv comedy show Whose Line Is It Anyway?, both of which aired on ABC.
Carey has appeared in several films, television series, music videos, a made-for-television film, and a computer game. He has hosted the game show The Price Is Right since 2007 on CBS. (Click here for full Wikipedia article)
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I have a position of indirect respect and oblique power.
I like to think of my house as nothing more than a glorified console for my television; the ultimate stereo cabinet.
I think that if anyone bothered to take a survey, they would find a sharp decline in atheism during the winters in Cleveland, Ohio.
I wish I could end every rap song I didn't like with a buzzer.
I'm not a good lover, but at least I'm fast.
If frogs could fly... well, we'd still be in this mess, but wouldn't it be neat?
It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
Know what I do when I watch the news now? I turn it off, I get out my bible, I turn to the book of Revelations and just start checking stuff off.
Libertarians are conservatives who still get high.
The difference between Las Vegas and Atlantic City is the difference between getting conned by a beautiful call girl and getting mugged by a crack head.
The only way I'd need a pain reliever to enjoy sex is if all of my fantasies came true at the same time.
There is no such thing as too much fun. People need to know it is okay to tell jokes and be happy.
Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours a day. They've effectively legalized everything there.
You say tomato, I say bourbon and coke.
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(May 23 is also the birthday of Margaret Fuller.)
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