A bureaucrat is a Democrat who holds some office that a Republican wants.
-Alben
W. Barkley
A choice between Democrats or Republicans is like a choice between paper
or plastic.
-Kinky Friedman
A Democrat will plunge into a raging water to save a victim in distress.
A Republican will stay on the shore and explain that it's really in the
victim's best interest to save himself.
-Bob Levey
A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he
is a leader.
-Harry S. Truman
As a rule, large capitalists are Republicans and small capitalists are
Democrats, but workingmen must remember that they are all capitalists,
and that the many small ones, like the fewer large ones, are all
politically supporting their class interests, and this is always and
everywhere the capitalist class.
-Eugene V. Debs
As people do better, they start voting like Republicans... unless they
have too much education and vote Democratic, which proves there can be
too much of a good thing.
-Karl Rove
As to my political faith- I have never voted. My father was a Democrat,
my mother a Republican, and I am an Episcopalian.
- George C.
Marshall
Corrupted by wealth and power, your government is like a restaurant with
only one dish. They've got a set of Republican waiters on one side and a
set of Democratic waiters on the other side. But no matter which set of
waiters brings you the dish, the legislative grub is all prepared in the
same Wall Street kitchen.
-Huey P. Long
Democrats believe people are basically good but must be saved from
themselves by the government. Republicans believe people are basically
bad but they'll be okay if they're left alone.
-Andy Rooney
Eighty percent of Republicans are just Democrats who don't know what's
going on.
-Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.
Every time I think I'm a Republican they do something greedy, and every
time I think I'm a Democrat, they do something stupid.
- Jay Leno
Everyone knows if a Republican comes out of the closet and sees a gay
shadow, it means six more years of a Democratic administration.
-Jon
Stewart
I am not a member of any organized party- I am a Democrat.
-Will
Rogers
I don't believe the Democrats or Republicans are lying to us. I think
that every dirty, rotten, lowdown thing they say about each other is
true.
-A. Ray Lambson
I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican
friends... that if they will stop telling lies about the Democrats, we
will stop telling the truth about them.
-Adlai E. Stevenson II
I think Democrats made a mistake running away from liberalism.
Liberalism- Franklin Roosevelt, Harry Truman, John and Robert Kennedy-
that's what the Democratic party ought to reach for.
-Theodore
(Ted) Sorensen
I voted for the Democrats because I didn't like the way the Republicans
were running the country. Which is turning out to be like shooting
yourself in the head to stop your headache.
-Jack Mayberry
I was ashamed of being a Republican and afraid of being a Democrat.
-Robert
W. Kenny
I was born as a Democrat because I was broke. But I started making
money... so now I don't know what the hell to do.
-Marlon Wayans
I'd accuse the Democrats of being afraid of their own shadow, but I have
yet to be convinced they actually cast one.
-Will Durst
It takes nerve to be a Democrat, but it takes money to be a Republican.
-Will
Rogers
On The Twilight Zone, I knew that I could get away with Martians saying
things that Republicans and Democrats couldn't.
-Rod Serling
Republicans are afraid someone, somewhere, might be having fun.
Democrats are afraid someone, somewhere, might be making money.
-Variously
attributed
Republicans are against abortion until their daughters need one,
Democrats are for abortion until their daughter wants one.
- Grace
McGarvie
Republicans say that Democrats want a huge, monolithic federal
institution that will compromise personal liberty and freedom by
controlling individuals' lives with intrusive policies and a dictatorial
agenda. Republicans, of course, believe that is the job of organized
religion.
-Dennis Miller
The American people are sick and tired of this 'lesser evil' garbage
they get fed every election year. Both the Democrats and the Republicans
do the same evils once they're in office.
-Roseanne Barr
The bumper sticker I'm going to have printed up for Democrats this year
is, 'We're not perfect, but they're nuts.'
-Barney Frank
The common people of America display a quality of good common sense
which is heartening to anyone who believes in the democratic process.
-George
Gallup
The conventional rules of Beltway journalism... divide the world into
Democrats and Republicans, liberals and conservatives, and allow
journalists to pretend they have done their job if instead of reporting
the truth behind the news, they merely give each side an opportunity to
spin the news.
-Bill Moyers
The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring himself in the
mirror.
-Kinky Friedman
The Democrats don't want anyone to be born, but if you are, they will
take care of you from the cradle to the grave. The Republicans don't
mind if you are born, if you assure them that you don't plan to live
long enough to collect your Social Security.
-Mort Sahl
The difference between Democrats and Republicans is: Democrats have
accepted some ideas of Socialism cheerfully, while Republicans have
accepted them reluctantly.
-Norman Thomas
The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that
the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
-Oscar Levant
The only difference I ever found between the Democratic leadership and
the Republican leadership is that one of them is skinning you from the
ankle up and the other, from the ear down.
-Huey P. Long
The only way to win an election by a greater margin than Saddam Hussein
in Iraq is to be a Democratic candidate in Chicago.
- John
Alejandro King (The Covert Comic)
The Republican and Democratic parties, or, to be more exact, the
Republican-Democratic party, represent the capitalist class in the class
struggle. They are the political wings of the capitalist system and such
differences as arise between them relate to spoils and not to principles.
-Eugene
V. Debs
The Republicans believe the wagon train will not make it to the frontier
unless some of our old, some of our young, and some of our weak are left
behind by the side of the trail. We Democrats believe that we can make
it all the way with the whole family intact.
- Mario Cuomo
There are always too many Democratic congressmen, too many Republican
congressmen, and never enough U.S. congressmen.
-Variously
attributed
There is no Democratic or Republican way of cleaning the streets.
-Fiorello
LaGuardia
We elect Democrats to the Congress to give us stuff and we elect
Republicans to the White House so we don't have to pay for it.
-
Charlie McDowell
What Democratic congressmen do to their women staffers, Republican
congressmen do to the country.
-Bill Maher
When the Democrats form a firing squad, they stand in a circle.
-Mort
Sahl
When, in the late 1940s, we faced a global Cold War against another
system of ideological fanatics certain that their authoritarian values
would eventually rule the world, we prevailed in time. We prevailed
because we exercised patience as well as vigilance, self-restraint as
well as self-defense, and reached out to moderates and modernists, to
democrats and dissidents, within that closed system.
-Theodore
(Ted) Sorensen
With exceptions so rare they are regarded as miracles of nature,
successful democratic politicians are insecure and intimidated men.
-Walter
Lippmann
You have to have been a Republican to know how good it is to be a
Democrat.
-Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis
You've got to be optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be a
humorist to stay one.
-Will Rogers
You've got to pity the poor Democrats in Congress. Most of them are on
record against capital punishment, since they naturally don't want to
diminish their constituent base.
-Wes Pruden
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