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The Supreme Court says you can pray at public meetings, which you may
want to do since the Court is also allowing concealed weapons there.
-Andy
Borowitz
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In Landmark Decision, Supreme Court Strikes Down Main Reason Country Was Started.
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In a new interview, Hillary Clinton said her guilty pleasure is eating
chocolate. Meanwhile, Bill Clinton said his guilty pleasure is being
Bill Clinton.
Conan O'Brien
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Guess who's back? Monica Lewinsky. She did an interview in the upcoming
Vanity Fair. This is big news... in 1998. If you are happy that Monica
Lewinsky is back in the news that means you're probably an aging writer
because it was the golden age of comedy, ladies and gentlemen.
-David
Letterman
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On Saturday, Chris Christie tweeted that he had a colonoscopy just hours
before he went to the White House Correspondents Dinner. Yeah, that's
what you want to see at a dinner- Chris Christie after he wasn't able to
eat for 24 hours.
-Jimmy Fallon
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The Supreme Court has ruled that city council meetings may open with a
prayer. Especially if the city in question is Detroit.
-Conan
O'Brien
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The political scene in Washington one of few places I've seen that's
more grasping and desperate than show business. Hollywood and politics
are very different, of course. One puts out big-budget crap filled with
explosions. And the other one is Hollywood.
-Craig Ferguson
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Where is the future they promised me? The 21st century is just the 20th
century all over again, only in high definition.
--Lewis Black
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Last state to legalize same-sex marriage has to take Rick Santorum.
-@LOLGOP
And... the desktop is clean.
-KGB
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