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McDonalds closes in Crimea. Actually, this is serious. The United States has never gone to war with a country that had an operating McDonalds.
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You can't legally own a hedgehog in Pennsylvania.
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REMINDER: Though the Supreme Court says there is no difference, your
servers prefer you tip in actual money rather than "speech."
-@LOLGOP
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Saturday Night Live's parody of Fox and Friends included "a list of
corrections from our first hour":
-Captain America was never a
U.S. President.
-Lifesavers aren't medicine.
-The periodic table
is not about "lady stuff."
-You can not abbreviate the
Supreme Court to spell SCROTUM.
-Hong Kong is a region in China. Not
a video game from Nintendo.
-Malaysia is not the female version of
Asia.
-Chicklets do not grow up to be roosters.
-Chris Christie
was never in the show "Three's Company."
-Infinity pools
have a limited amount of water.
-Garfunkel is not Garfield's black
cousin. -The Chile Earthquake is not a bold new product from Dairy Queen.
-Captain
Phillips is not a brand of rum.
-Marvin Gaye liked women.
-Nancy
Pelosi is a human woman.
-God loves figs.
-Noah is not "found
footage."
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All the great buzz about Captain America has convinced me that I need to
drop everything and watch it on cable next year.
-@FrankConniff
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In the spring of 1967, 47(!) years ago, Patricia Pugh, John Krause and I
represented Homestead Junior High School in the KDKA/Pittsburgh Press
spelling bee.
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I have to believe the Supreme Court is working for tips now.
-@ElayneBoosler
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Pixie is an 11 month old Shih Tzu, which supposedly is Mandarin Chinese
for "lion," but should be "strange, small, dog-like creature." Sassafras
(a corruption of the Latin saxifrage, or "rock-breaker") is a ten year
old Shetland Sheepdog. In human years, they're roughly 16 and 60 years
old.
"But Dad says we're from the same litter."
"In your
dreams, kid."
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There's a band called 1023MB. They haven't had any gigs yet.
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Pittsburgh radio legend Clarke Ingram noted the above happened 50 years ago this month, and hasn't been duplicated by any other artist or group.
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So, Letterman's retiring. Wonder if Leno is available?
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Wonderful YouTube video featuring SPCA of Wake County and Queen.
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Headline of the week:
"Willie Nelson’s armadillo returned
after
being kidnapped in Las Vegas"
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And... the desktop is clean.
-KGB
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