A lapsed Catholic is someone who no longer believes in Hell but knows
he's still going there.
-Sean Kelly
A man, well, he'll walk right into Hell with both eyes open- but even
the Devil can't fool a dog.
-Earl Hammer, Jr.
A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.
-George
Bernard Shaw
A Christian telling an atheist they're going to hell is as scary as a
child telling an adult they're not getting any presents from Santa.
-Ricky
Gervais
An intelligent hell would be better than a stupid paradise.
-Victor
Hugo
Better to rule in Hell than to serve in Heaven.
-John Milton
By means of shrewd lies, unremittingly repeated, it is possible to make
people believe that heaven is hell- and hell heaven. The greater the
lie, the more readily it will be believed.
-Adolf Hitler
Capitalism without bankruptcy is like Christianity without hell.
-Frank
Borman
Communists worship the Devil himself. Socialists believe damnation is a
good system run by bad people. And liberals want to send everyone to
hell because it's warm there in the winter.
-P.J. O'Rourke
Don't tell a man to go to Hell unless you can send him there.
-Lyndon
B. Johnson
Easy is the slope to hell.
-Virgil
Either heaven or hell will have continuous background music. Which one
you think it will be tells a lot about you.
-Bill Vaughan
Everybody's Hell is different; its not all fire and pain. The real Hell
is your life gone wrong.
-Richard Matheson
For each time you say the phrases 'touch base,' 'networking,' or 'bottom
line,' you will spend one month in hell.
-Unattributed
He who has money can eat sherbet in hell.
-Lebanese proverb
Heaven and hell suppose two distinct species of men, the good and the
bad. But the greatest part of mankind float betwixt vice and virtue.
-David
Hume
Heaven for climate, hell for society.
-Mark Twain
Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, Nor hell a fury like a
woman scorned.
-William Congreve
Hell has no terrors for pagans.
-Arthur Rimbaud
Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.
-Milton Friedman
Hell hath no fury like a hustler with a literary agent.
-Frank
Sinatra
Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned.
-Dick Gregory
Hell hath no fury like a woman. Why add extraneous details?
-John
Alejandro King (The Covert Comic)
Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned.
-Unattributed
Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
-Robert Frost
Hell is full of good meanings and wishings.
-George Herbert
Hell is in Heaven and Heaven is in Hell. But angels see only the light,
and devils only the darkness.
-Jacob Boehme
Hell is other people.
-Jean-Paul Sartre
Hell is other people. And those people are French.
-Neal Pollack
How could I have died and gone to hell without noticing the transition?
-Lois
McMaster Bujold
I am an Agnostic because I am not afraid to think. I am not afraid of
any god in the universe who would send me or any other man or woman to
hell. If there were such a being, he would not be a god; he would be a
devil.
-Clarence Darrow
I desire to go to Hell, not to Heaven. In Hell I shall enjoy the company
of popes, kings and princes, but in Heaven are only beggars, monks,
hermits and apostles.
-Niccolò Machiavelli
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell- you see, I have
friends in both places.
-Mark Twain
I feel that if there were an afterlife, punishment for evil would be
reasonable and of a fixed term. And I feel that the longest and worst
punishment should be reserved for those who slandered God by inventing
Hell.
-Isaac Asimov
I have faith in the universe, for it is rational. Law underlies each
happening. And I have faith in my purpose here on earth. I have faith in
my intuition, the language of my conscience, but I have no faith in
speculation about Heaven and Hell. I'm concerned with this time- here
and now.
-Albert Einstein
I hold it to be the inalienable right of anybody to go to hell in his
own way.
-Robert Frost
If I owned Hell and Texas, I'd rent out Texas and live in Hell.
-Phillip
Henry Sheridan
If there is a hell, it is modeled after junior high.
-Lewis Black
If there is no hell, a good many preachers are obtaining money under
false pretenses.
-Billy Sunday
If you want to study the social and political history of modern nations,
study hell.
-Thomas Merton
If you're going through hell, keep going.
-Winston Churchill
In southern Nevada, there's only a screen door between you and hell.
-Unattributed
Life moves very fast. It rushes from heaven to hell in a matter of
seconds.
-Paulo Coelho
Maybe there is no actual place called Hell. Maybe Hell is just having to
listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're
eating sandwiches.
-Jim Carrey
Maybe this world is another planet's Hell.
-Aldous Huxley
My principal objections to orthodox religion are two- slavery here and
hell hereafter.
-Robert G. Ingersoll
New York has always been going to hell but somehow it never gets there.
-Robert
Pirsig
Religion is for those who believe in Hell. Spirituality is for those who
have been there.
-Unattributed
Sunday: A day given over by Americans to wishing that they themselves
were dead and in Heaven, and that their neighbors were dead and in Hell.
-H.L.
Mencken
The idea of hell was born of ignorance, brutality, fear, cowardice, and
revenge.
-Robert G. Ingersoll
The mind is its own place, and in itself Can make a heaven of Hell, a
hell of Heaven.
-John Milton
The pride of dying rich raises the loudest laugh in hell.
-John
Foster
The way to Hell is paved with good intentions.
-Karl Marx
There's a truism that the road to Hell is often paved with good
intentions. The corollary is that evil is best known not by its motives
but by its methods.
-Eric S. Raymond
The road to Hell is paved with good Samaritans.
-Robert Herrick
The road to Hell is paved with works in progress.
-Philip Roth
The safest road to Hell is the gradual one- the gentle slope, soft
underfoot, without sudden turnings, without milestones, without
signposts.
-C.S. Lewis
There are depths in man that go to the lowest hell, and heights that
reach the highest heaven, for are not both heaven and hell made out of
him, everlasting miracle and mystery that he is.
-Thomas Carlyle
There is no hell. There is only France.
-Frank Zappa
To consider persons and events and situations only in the light of their
effect upon myself is to live on the doorstep of hell.
-Thomas
Merton
To different minds, the same world is a hell, and a heaven.
-Ralph
Waldo Emerson
To scale great heights, we must come out of the lowest depths. The way
to heaven is through hell.
-Herman Melville
Twenty times in the course of my late reading have I been upon the point
of breaking out, 'This would be the best of all possible worlds, if
there were no religion in it!' But in this exclamation I would have been
as fanatical as Bryant or Cleverly. Without religion this world would be
something not fit to be mentioned in polite company, I mean Hell.
-John
Adams
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
-Oscar
Wilde
What fresh hell can this be?
-Dorothy Parker
What if God's a woman? Not only am I going to hell, I'll never know why!
-Adam
Ferrara
What was God doing before the divine creation? Was he preparing hell for
people who asked such questions?
-Stephen Hawking
When we preach on hell, we might at least do it with tears in our eyes.
-Dwight
L. Moody
Whoever is in control of the hell in your life, is your devil.
-John
Henrik Clarke
You won't burn in hell. But be nice anyway.
-Ricky Gervais
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