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Kentucky is fighting same-sex marriage tooth and nail, just as it fought
indoor plumbing.
-Andy Borowitz
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Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer today reflected on her decision to veto the
state's anti-gay law: "The decision was a no-brainer, which is why I was
capable of making it."
-Andy Borowitz
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Why I canceled my 20+ year subscription to The Wall Street Journal
after it was purchased by Rupert Murdoch, in one photo:
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It's a bit odd that when you ask certain conservatives to Love Thy
Neighbor they feel their religious freedom is at risk.
-Frank
Conniff
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Dutch police have begun using rats to detect drugs and guns in suspects'
clothing, so next time you smoke weed in Amsterdam, try not to get
paranoid about the Hyper-Intelligent Police Rats.
-Seth Meyers
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Losing to Canada in hockey is like losing to France in cowardice.
-David
Burge
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Hi, I'm a guy who supported the Iraq war and is outraged Putin would
invade a smaller country that hasn't attacked him.
-John Fugelsang
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