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Every love is the love before
In a duller dress.
-Dorothy Parker
If love is blind, why is Victoria's Secret so successful?
-Unattributed
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
-Jane
Wagner
Life is one fool thing after another where as love is two fool things
after each other.
-Oscar Wilde
Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride
worthwhile.
-Franklin P. Jones
Love is a decision, not an emotion.
-Unattributed
Love is a joint experience between two persons- but the fact that it is
a joint experience does not mean that it is a similar experience to the
two people involved.
-Carson McCullers
Love is a matter of chemistry. Sex is a matter of physics.
-Unattributed
Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig, and then suddenly he
turns on you with a miniature machine gun.
-Matt Groening
Love is a series
Of darlings and dearies
Of honeys and sweeties
And
sugared entreaties
Of moonings and spoonings
And cooings and
billings
All tempered, of course,
By occasional killings.
-E.Y.
Harburg
Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra. Suddenly it flips over,
pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
-Matt
Groening
Love is a verb.
-Clare Boothe Luce
Love is all fun and games until someone loses an eye or gets pregnant.
-Jim
Cole
Love is blind, but desire just doesn't give a good goddamn.
-James
Thurber
Love is grand; divorce is three hundred grand.
-Unattributed
Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain
empties.
-Jules Renard
Love is like any other luxury. You have no right to it unless you can
afford it.
-Anthony Trollope
Love is like epidemic diseases. The more one fears it, the more likely
one is to contract it.
-Nicolas Chamfort
Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it.
-Jerome K.
Jerome
Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin- it's the triumphant
twang of a bedspring.
-S.J. Perelman
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
-Unattributed
Love is only the dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the
species.
-W. Somerset Maugham
Love is that rare attraction to someone that can survive getting to know
them.
-Robert Brault
Love is the condition in which the happiness of another person is
essential to your own.
-Robert A. Heinlein
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
-H.L. Mencken
Love is the word used to label the sexual excitement of the young, the
habituation of the middle-aged, and the mutual dependence of the old.
-John
Ciardi
Love, and you shall be loved. All love is mathematically just, as much
as the two sides of an algebraic equation.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
Marriage, friends, is a lifelong feast, love is no light lunch.
-Garrison
Keillor
Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song,
A medley of extemporanea;
And
love is a thing that can never go wrong;
And I am Marie of Romania.
-Dorothy
Parker
Oh, love isn't there to make us happy. I believe it exists to show us
how much we can endure.
-Hermann Hesse
Puppy love is no laughing matter when you're a puppy.
-Amy Gamerman
The best proof of love is trust.
-Dr. Joyce Brothers
The enemy of a love is never outside, it's not a man or woman, it's what
we lack in ourselves.
-Anaïs Nin
The first duty of love is to listen.
-Paul Tillich
The first sigh of love is the last of wisdom.
-Antoine Bret
The great secret of happiness in love is to be glad that the other
fellow married her.
-H.L. Mencken
The magic of first love is our ignorance that it can ever end.
-Benjamin
Disraeli
True love is the best thing in the world, except for cough drops.
-William
Goldman
When you have been just told that the girl you love is definitely
betrothed to another, you begin to understand how Anarchists must feel
when the bomb goes off too soon.
-P.G. Wodehouse
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