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I can communicate through a series of short & long groans & sighs. It's
called 'morose code'.
-Robb Allen, @ItsRobbAllen (h/t David Kifer,
alt.quotations)
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Somewhat alarmed to discover some teens don't recognize "Uncle Sam," I checked with my daughter about my soon to be 11 year old granddaughter's status:
KGB: Does Lea know who Uncle Sam is?
Sara: Oh, I think she would.
KGB: Ask her when convenient.
Sara: She said yes, it's the guy pointing and saying "I want you."
KGB: Excellent. Our nation is in good hands.
Sara: She said "Yes. Yes, it is."
Can't argue with that...>
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"I give them a year."
-Ray Bloch, musical director for
"The Ed Sullivan Show," on the Beatles, when they made their first live
appearance on American television 50 years ago.
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"Ah, hell. Let's call Froot Loops what they really are: Gay Cheerios."
-Bill
Maher
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Those who feel that humans are essentially good and altruistic have never read the comment sections on YouTube.
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I actually used to date a girl named Christie Benghazi, so it's funny
for me now when I flip between those two channels.
-John Fugelsang
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The Star Trek Facepalm collection, although I don't think Spock actually
qualifies.
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“If we came from monkeys then why are there still monkeys?”
Let me ask you this: If you came from parents, why are there still parents?
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"Fortunes have been lost underestimating Jay Leno."
-Lorne
Michaels
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