Whether it's the border, guns or gays, Republicans always have the same
fear: someone coming in the back door.
-Bill Maher
Thomas Jefferson could never get a Food Network show now.
-@LOLGOP
Home is anywhere you don't have to wear pants.
-@JohnFugelsang
Crayola needs to create a color called "Boehner".
@teenagesleuth/i>
Genius is 1% inspiration and 99% other people cheapening the meaning of
the word "genius".
-@TheTweetOfGod
If you want to avoid full fury of the U.S., don't leak secrets to
public. Play it safe and just wreck the economy to enrich yourself.
-@pourmecoffee
Days like today make me second-guess my decision to base my life on the
moral teachings of Food Network stars.
-@pourmecoffee
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