(Or, if you prefer, today is the birthday of J.M. Barrie, author of "Peter Pan." See a collection of his quotes here.)
A dead atheist is someone who's all dressed up with no place to go.
-James
Duffecy
A little philosophy makes a man an Atheist: a great deal converts him to
religion.
-David Hume
All thinking men are atheists.
-Ernest Hemingway
America is a place where Jewish merchants sell Zen love beads to
agnostics for Christmas.
-John Burton Brimer
An atheist is one who hopes the Lord will do nothing to disturb his
disbelief.
-Franklin P. Jones
Atheism is a necessary condition for emancipation of the mind, but it's
not a sufficient one.
-Christopher Hitchens
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
-Unattributed
Atheism is nothing more than the noises reasonable people make when in
the presence of religious dogma.
-Sam Harris
Atheism is often merely a variety of Christianity.
-T.S. Eliot
Atheism is really a term we do not need, in the same way that we don't
have a word for someone who is not an astrologer.
-Sam Harris
Atheism, like agnosticism and skepticism, can be a dignified posture
when it is based on careful reflection and civilly expressed. It should
not be mean-spirited. Many of us prefer a kinder and gentler form of
secular humanism.
-Paul Kurtz
Calling Atheism a religion is like calling bald a hair color.
-Don
Hirschberg
Don't be an agnostic. Be something.
-Robert Frost
Faith is the surrender of the mind; it's the surrender of reason, it's
the surrender of the only thing that makes us different from other
mammals. It's our need to believe, and to surrender our skepticism and
our reason, our yearning to discard that and put all our trust or faith
in someone or something, that is the sinister thing to me. Of all the
supposed virtues, faith must be the most overrated.
-Christopher
Hitchens
God made me an atheist. Who am I to argue with Him?
-Unattributed
He was permitted, without restriction, to speak of himself as immoral,
agnostic and socialistic, so long as it was universally known that he
remained pure, Presbyterian, and Republican.
-Sinclair Lewis
Hypocrite: a guy who writes a book on atheism and prays that it sells.
-Woody
Allen
I am an Agnostic because I am not afraid to think. I am not afraid of
any god in the universe who would send me or any other man or woman to
hell. If there were such a being, he would not be a god; he would be a
devil.
-Clarence Darrow
I am an atheist for moral reasons. I am of the opinion that you would
recognize a creator by his creation, and the world appears to me to be
put together in such a painful way that I prefer to believe that it was
not created by anyone than to think that somebody created this
intentionally.
-Stanislaw Lem
I considered atheism but there weren't enough holidays.
-Unattributed
I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god
than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible
gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.
-Stephen Roberts
I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an
agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure-
that is all that agnosticism means.
-Clarence Darrow
I have heard an atheist defined as a man who had no invisible means of
support.
-John Buchan
I think [the Bible] reads as if it were written by men and women, and
men and women, as we know, are one-half chromosome away from chimpanzees.
-Christopher
Hitchens
I'm a polyatheist- there are many gods I don't believe in.
-Dan
Fouts
I'm an atheist and I thank God for it.
-George Bernard Shaw
I`am a very hard-line, angry atheist. Yet I am fascinated by the concept
of devotion.
-Joss Whedon
If atheism is a religion, then bald is a hair color.
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If God saw the way some Republicans invoked his name, he'd turn atheist.
-Dennis
Miller
If I have been wrong in my agnosticism, when I die I'll walk up to God
in a manly way and say, Sir, I made an honest mistake.
-H.L.
Mencken
If I were not an atheist, I would believe in a God who would choose to
save people on the basis of the totality of their lives and not the
pattern of their words. I think he would prefer an honest and righteous
atheist to a TV preacher whose every word is God, God, God, and whose
every deed is foul, foul, foul.
-Isaac Asimov
If the American Atheists Society or Saddam Hussein himself ever sent an
unrestricted gift to any of my ministries, be assured I will operate on
Billy Sunday's philosophy: The Devil's had it long enough, and quickly
cash the check.
-Jerry Falwell
If there is a God, why did He make me an atheist?
-Ricky Gervais
In some awful, strange, paradoxical way, atheists tend to take religion
more seriously than the practitioners.
-Jonathan Miller
Maybe the atheist cannot find God for the same reason a thief cannot
find a policeman.
-Unattributed
Nah, there's no bigger atheist than me. Well, I take that back. I'm a
cancer screening away from going agnostic and a biopsy away from
full-fledged Christian.
-Adam Corrola
No one is more dangerous than someone who thinks he has the Truth. To be
an atheist is almost as arrogant as to be a fundamentalist. But then
again, I can get pretty arrogant.
-Tom Lehrer
Not one man in a thousand has the strength of mind or the goodness of
heart to be an atheist.
-Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Properly read, it [the Bible] is the most potent force for atheism ever
conceived.
-Isaac Asimov
Religion ends and philosophy begins, just as alchemy ends and chemistry
begins and astrology ends, and astronomy begins.
-Christopher
Hitchens
Scientists are a friendly, atheistic, hard-working, beer-drinking lot
whose minds are preoccupied with sex, chess and baseball when they are
not preoccupied with science. (Life of Pi)
-Yann Martel
She was an atheist and I was an agnostic. We didn't know what religion
not to bring our children up in.
-Woody Allen
The atheist staring from his attic window is often nearer to God than
the believer caught up in his own false image of God.
-Martin Buber
The opposite of the religious fanatic is not the fanatical atheist but
the gentle cynic who cares not whether there is a god or not.
-Eric
Hoffer
The two most evangelical groups in the world are atheists and
vegetarians, especially the least knowledgeable and least intelligent
individuals within those groups.
-Clark Coleman
The worst moment for the atheist is when he is really thankful and has
nobody to thank.
-Dante Rossetti
"There are no atheists in foxholes" isn't an argument against atheism,
it's an argument against foxholes.
-James Morrow
There are no atheists in foxholes.
-William J. Clear
There seem to be only two kinds of people: Those who think that
metaphors are facts, and those who know that they are not facts. Those
who know they are not facts are what we call atheists, and those who
think they are facts are religious. Which group really gets the message?
-Joseph
Campbell
To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
-Woody
Allen
We are all atheists about most of the gods that societies have ever
believed in. Some of us just go one god further.
-Richard Dawkins
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness and an Atheist?
Someone who knocks at your door for no apparent reason.
-Stan
Kelly-Bootle
When agnostics die, do they go to the Great Maybe?
-Unattributed
When life is so harsh that a man loses all hope in himself, then he
raises his eyes to a shining rock, worshipping it, just to find hope
again, rather than looking to his own acts for hope and salvation. Yes,
atheism is a redemptive belief. It is theism that denies man's own
redemptive nature.
-Isaac Asimov
Whenever a reporter is assigned to cover a Methodist conference, he
comes home an atheist.
-H.L. Mencken
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