In the previous post, we searched the database for "mother" but we forgot about deal old Mom:
Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: "Don't
pick that up, you don't know where it's been."
-Unattributed
Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom do the
dishes.
-P.J. O'Rourke
Four words every mom dreads hearing: "You're under arrest, Mom."
-John
Alejandro King (The Covert Comic)
I thought of becoming born again, but mom refused.
-Unattributed
I wonder if a plastic surgeon's mom ever yells at him to stop making
faces.
-Olivia Ramsey
My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the
lake and threw her off the boat. I said, "Mom, they weren't trying to
teach you how to swim."
-Paula Poundstone
Never let Mom comb your hair when she's been arguing with Dad.
-Unattributed
Never play cards with a man named Doc. Never eat at a place called
Mom's. Never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own.
-Nelson
Algren
Nobody loves me but my mama, and she could be jivin' too.
-B.B.
King
Yo mama is so fat, when she sings, it's over.
-Unattributed
Grandmas are moms with lots of frosting.
-Unattributed
Whoever said "Grandmas are moms with lots of frosting" obviously never
licked one.
-John Alejandro King (The Covert Comic)
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