I never thought it was a good idea for attorneys to be president.
-Clint
Eastwood, endorsing Harvard Law grad Romney.
We're not going to let our campaign be dictated by fact-checkers.
-Neil Newhouse, Romney Campaign official pollster
I once got drunk and screamed at a couch for 15 minutes. But it wasn't televised.
-Elayne Boosler
Clint Eastwood's RNC speech was to imaginary Obama in an empty chair. I'm drafting a DNC
speech to imaginary Romney in an empty factory.
-George Takei
Ryan stretching the truth to make his speech more effective is just another form of doping.
In that if you believe him, you are a dope.
-Stephen Colbert
Warning: if you have a heart condition or are pregnant you should not watch. Not because of
the excitement, but because you probably won't like the Republican positions on health care and
reproductive rights.
-Stephen Colbert
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