Recently enshrined in the KGB Quotations Database:
If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse.
-Woody Allen
You gotta stop wearing your wishbone where your backbone oughta be.
-Elizabeth
Gilbert
Some people create their own storms and then get mad when it rains.
-Patricia
Aydelott
You don't have to be good to succeed. You just gotta be the least shitty
option.
-Sam Halpern
All scientifically possible technology and social change predicted in
science fiction will come to pass, but none of it will work properly.
-Neil
Gaman
Don't disturb complicated systems that have been around for a very long
time. We don't understand their logic.
-Nassim Nicholas Taleb
Unlike a well-defined, precise game like Russian roulette, where the
risks are visible to anyone capable of multiplying and dividing by six,
one does not observe the barrel of reality.
-Nassim Nicholas Taleb
Sometimes you just have to pee in the sink.
-Charles Bukowski
The shortest distance between two points is often unbearable.
-Charles
Bukowski
Show me a man who lives alone and has a perpetually clean kitchen, and
eight times out of nine I'll show you a man with detestable spiritual
qualities.
-Charles Bukowski
Reporting the facts can change the course of history. Then again, so can
Wikipedia.
-Stephen Colbert
Note to self: work on being less note-to-selfish.
-John Alejandro
King (The Covert Comic)
We confess to little faults only to persuade ourselves that we have no
great ones.
-Francois de la Rochefoucauld
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