The official term is neologism, but most people my age call them "Sniglets," from a segment of the old 1980s HBO show
Not Necessarily The News created
by comedian Rich Hall who, coincidentally, turns
57 today. Some examples:
Adam 69: Two police cars, parked next to each other, facing opposite directions, in such a way that the drivers side doors are only inches from each other, allowing the officers to chat with each other while waiting for a traffic violation to happen.
Alcolean: The point just before a drunk person starts to stumble.
Ancinemation: The curious act of waiting in line to see a movie and watching exiting movie goers' reactions to see if they liked the movie or not.
Anniversorry: The act of buying presents especially diamonds to make up for a forgotten aniversary.
Baldage: The accumulation of hair in a drain after bathing or showering.
Bevemeter: The distance a coaster will stick to the bottom of a wet glass before falling to the table.
Bozone: The substance surrounding stupid people which repels intelligent ideas or accurate information.
Cheedle: The yellow residue from Cheetos that stains your fingers.
Cheeriomagnetism: The force which causes Cheerios to clump together in small groups.
Cinemuck: The sticky substance on the floor of a movie theater.
Destinesia: The simultaneous acts of arriving at a place while forgetting why you went there.
Doork: A person who tries to enter through a door clearly marked 'Exit'.
Downpause: The split second interruption of rain as you drive your car under a bridge.
Ellaceleration: The futile attempt to make an elevator arrive more quickly by repeatedly pushing the call button.
Expresshole: The ***hole in the express lane at the store who has way more items in his cart than the limit for the lane.
Foreploy: Misrepresentations told for the purpose of getting laid.
Icealanche: The avalanche of ice that occurs when a glass or cup is tipped up to drink the last of the liquid.
Idiolocation: The spot on the map marked "You are here."
Idiot Box: The part of the envelope that tells a person where to place the stamp when they can't quite figure it out for themselves.
Lactomangulation: Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk carton so badly that one has to resort to using the "illegal" side.
Magnacarta: The lonely car in lot that always attracts shopping carts
Nerkle: Someone who leaves their Christmas lights/decorations up all year.
Pre-autoistic McConsumption: The tendency to start eating your french fries in the car on your way home.
Roverflow: Pieces of spilled/uneaten dog food surrounding the feeding dish.
Sark: The marks left on one's ankle after wearing tube socks all day.
Televator: The rolling line on a TV when the Horizontal hold isn't adjusted.
Toastaphobia: The fear of sticking a fork in a toaster even when it's unplugged.
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