-Unattributed
A realist is a man who insists on making the same mistakes his
grandfather did.
-Disraeli, Benjamin
All fathers are invisible in daytime; daytime is ruled by mothers and
fathers come out at night. Darkness brings home fathers, with their
real, unspeakable power. There is more to fathers than meets the eye.
-Atwood,
Martin
By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually
has a son who thinks he's wrong.
-Wadsworth, Charles
Diogenes struck the father when the son swore.
-Burton, Robert
Every generation revolts against its fathers and makes friends with its
grandfathers.
-Mumford, Lewis
Every time I find a girl who can cook like my mother, she looks like my
father.
-Randall, Tony
Father's Day is like Mother's Day, except the gift is cheaper.
-Lieberman,
Gerald F.
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love the most is soap-on-a-rope.
-Cosby,
Bill
Fathers have a unique and irreplaceable role in the lives of children.
-Bush,
George W.
Fathers should neither be seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis
for family life.
-Wilde, Oscar
For years I thought my father was a hunchback. Turns out he didn't know
suspenders were adjustable.
-Kelly, Bill
Genetics explains why you look like your father, and if you don't, why
you should.
-Unattributed
Hello. My name is Oedipus. You are my father. Prepare to die.
-Lebovitz,
Nancy
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke
about a father-in-law?
-Clark, Dick
I don't have prejudice against myself. My father was a white and my
mother was black. Them call me half-caste or whatever. Me don't dip on
nobody's side. Me don't dip on the black man's side nor the white man's
side. Me dip on God's side, the one who create me and cause me to come
from black and white.
-Marley, Bob
I once complained to my father that I didn't seem to be able to do
things the same way other people did. Dad's advice? "Margo, don't be a
sheep. People hate sheep. They eat sheep."
-Kaufman, Margo
If a child looks like his father, that's heredity. If he looks like a
neighbor, that's environment.
-Unattributed
If any question why we died, Tell them, because our fathers lied.
-Kipling,
Rudyard
My father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
-Milligan,
Spike
My father was frightened of his father, I was frightened of my father,
and I am damned well going to see to it that my children are frightened
of me.
-King George V
My father's a proctologist. My mother is an abstract artist. That's how
I view the world.
-Bernhard, Sandra
My mother didn't try to stab my father until I was six.
-Alda, Alan
No man is responsible for his father. That is entirely his mother's
affair.
-Turnbull, Margaret
Noble fathers have noble children.
-Euripides
Rich men's sons are seldom rich men's fathers.
-Kaufmann, Herbert
The similarities between me and my father are different.
-Berra,
Dale
The worst misfortune that can happen to an ordinary man is to have an
extraordinary father.
-O'Malley, Austin
This is the reason why mothers are more devoted to their children than
fathers: it is that they suffer more in giving them birth and are more
certain that they are their own.
-Aristotle
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