Recent late-night political jokes, from Daniel Kurtzman's Political Humor Blog on About.com.
One of Sarah Palin's supporters is about to release a documentary about
her called The Undefeated. That's like a documentary about Arnold
Schwarzenegger called The Faithful.
-Jimmy Fallon
Donald Trump now says he may run for president as an independent. And
when Donald Trump says he's going do something, Donald Trump... says
he's going to do something.
–Jimmy Fallon
Rudy Giuliani says he may run for President. So now we're up to seven
candidates and 35 ex-wives.
-Jimmy Fallon
The average couple fights about sex 87 times a year. And even more if
the maid is pregnant.
-Jay Leno
A new Facebook app is coming out that will remind users exactly what
they were doing a year ago from that day. Nine times out of 10, the
answer will be "wasting your time on Facebook."
-Conan O'Brien
Kirstie Alley did a cartwheel on Dancing With the Stars. But President
Obama is refusing to release the pictures.
-David Letterman
Now the pastor guy says the Apocalypse will be October 21. I know some
people are saying, "What if I had tickets for Saturday's Apocalypse?"
Those tickets will still be good for October.
-David Letterman
On this date 19 years ago, Jay Leno took over 'The Tonight Show.' And it
wouldn't be the last time.
-David Letterman
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