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The literal "insult to injury" amendment
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Published Wednesday, April 27, 2011 @ 8:16 AM EDT
Apr 27 2011

Actually, you know who else has to go through that type of check to get their money? Nobody. Not from Medicare, not from Medicaid, not Social Security, not farm subsidies, not oil subsidies, not for FEMA disaster money; although, if your name is "Katrina," they have to verify you're not a hurricane before you get your check. You want billions in bank bail-out money? You get that without being cross-checked against the terrorist watch list. The only thing they want to know in that case is, "Did you start the financial meltdown in the first place?" 'Cause if you did, here's your bleeping money!"
-Jon Stewart


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