Yeah, what a snob. Obama thinks everybody should go to college like he
did. Some of us weren’t handed a ticket to Harvard by being the
bi-racial son of a single mother on food stamps. Must be nice.
–Stephen
Colbert
It's being reported that Snooki is pregnant. When Rick Santorum heard
the news, he immediately came out in favor of birth control.
–Conan
O'Brien
Today, in a suburb of Detroit, Mitt Romney asked supporters to donate
money to his campaign. Of course, the people then pointed out that they
live in Detroit. And he's Mitt Romney.
–Conan O’Brien
I think Rick Santorum learned something yesterday. He learned that
electoral college is not for everyone. Not everyone needs to go the
electoral college.
–Jay Leno
Other countries care for their mentally ill. We're not doing them any
favors by giving them radio shows.
-Andy Borowitz
As of today, Rick Santorum will be assigned Secret Service agents. This
is the first time Santorum has agreed to use any kind of protection.
–Conan
O'Brien
Rick Santorum is claiming that Mitt Romney and Ron Paul have teamed up
against him. Which is kind of ironic- that Santorum can be brought down
by two men forming a civil union.
–Jay Leno
Categories: Political Jokes of the Week, Stephen Colbert
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