Recent late-night political jokes, from Daniel Kurtzman's Political Humor Blog on About.com.
Photos of Congressman Weiner have surfaced of him
cross-dressing in college, in bra and pantyhose, proving
that even back then he knew he wanted to be a
Congressman.
-Jay Leno
It was on this day in 1992 that Vice President Dan Quayle
misspelled the word 'potato,' thus paving the way for Sarah
Palin.
-Jay Leno
According to a new report, only 12 percent of American
high school students can pass a basic history test. That's
the lowest percentage since our country was founded in
1922.
-Jay Leno
Congressman Weiner’s wife returned today from her
diplomatic trip to Ethiopia. She said she got really tired
of Ethiopians telling her, 'I feel so sorry for you.'
-Conan O'Brien
A new study shows that only 35 percent of fourth-graders
know the purpose of the Declaration of Independence. When
she heard this, Sarah Palin said, 'How are they supposed to
know about something that happened 20 years ago.'
-Conan O'Brien
A Tea Party group has a summer camp for kids, the only
one where they sit around the campfire and tell scary
stories about taxing the top 2%.
-Conan O'Brien
Rep. Michele Bachmann once said that gay people lead a
very sad life. Apparently, she has never celebrated
Halloween in San Francisco.
-Conan O'Brien
Have you seen these Republican presidential candidates? I
bet Obama is sorry now that he spent all that money on the
new birth certificate.
-David Letterman
A new survey found that 87 percent of high school seniors
are less than proficient in U.S. history. Not me. In fact,
when I was a senior, I did a 10-page paper on my favorite
president, George Jefferson.
-Jimmy Fallon
It turns out that 70 percent of guns found in Mexico
actually come from the U.S. Meanwhile, 70 percent of people
found in the U.S. actually come from Mexico.
-Jimmy Fallon
One more vote is needed in the New York State Senate to
legalize gay marriage. That one vote could be the Republican
Senator from Staten Island. If he’s willing to be known for
the rest of his career as the Staten Island Fairy.
-Jon Stewart
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