A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime she can have a wonderful time with the wrong ones.
At sixty-five, you have to retire and go eat dog food or whatever. It's a shame to be discarded because of something that happens to everybody. Old is like an enemy you have to make peace with before you get there.
Don't take your toys inside just because it's raining.
Going hungry never bothered me- it was having no clothes.
I don't know how many more times I can beat this face into submission.
I think that the longer I look good, the better gay men feel.
I wish that I did the things that I really believe in, because when I do, my life goes much smoother.
I would have gone home to my mother, but I'm not that crazy about my mother.
I'm just the worst little Buddhist in town.
I've come back so many times. Someone once told me that after World War III, the only things that will still be around are cockroaches and Cher.
If grass can grow through cement, love can find you anywhere.
If I have dinner with you, I'm probably going to live with you for at least two years.
If Michelangelo painted in Caesar's Palace, would that make it any less art?
If you are going to wait for someone to encourage you to do something, you just better give it up.
In this business it takes time to be really good- and by that time, you're obsolete.
Living your life the way you want to live it is the most important thing so if you have to pay small prices along the way, it's not important.
Men aren't necessities. They're luxuries.
Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong and disposable.
Mother told me a couple of years ago, 'Sweetheart, settle down and marry a rich man.' I said, 'Mom, I am a rich man.'
People are negative no matter what you do.
Sometimes I feel like an old hooker.
The only grounds for divorce in California is marriage.
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing- and then marry him.
There are lots of things that I'd like to be, and nice just doesn't seem good enough.
Until you're ready to look foolish, you'll never have the possibility of being great.
You can take everything I know about men and put it on the head of a pin, and still have room left for The Lord's Prayer.
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