(B)lack is black, white is white, and... goodness can come from either; but never from gray.
Anybody can become a writer, but the trick is to stay a writer.
I don't take a piss without getting paid for it.
Love ain't nothin' but sex misspelled.
Possibly the only dismaying aspect of excellence is that it makes living in a world of mediocrity an ongoing prospect of a living Hell.
Some people have one-track gutters.
The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
The world is just filling up with more and more idiots! And the computer is giving them access to the world! They're spreading their stupidity! At least they were contained before- now they're on the loose everywhere!
Write for the most intelligent, wittiest, wisest audience in the universe: write to please yourself.
You are not entitled to your opinion. You are entitled to your informed opinion. No one is entitled to be ignorant.
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