Hollywood is just really a term. It doesn't exist as it did in the old days, and I think California gets rather maligned in the process.
I am trapped in this body, and there is nothing I can do about it.
I can hear the music all around me.
I can't imagine not having music in my life, playing for myself or for other people. If I was asked, 'Which would you give up?' I'd have to say acting.
I certainly did feel inferior. Because of class. Because of strength. Because of height. I guess if I'd been able to hit somebody in the nose, I wouldn't have been a comic.
I haven't had that many women- only as many as I could lay my hands on.
I wish I had a dime for every dime I have.
I'm always looking for meaningful one-night stands.
Masturbation is always very safe. You not only control the person you're with, but you can leave when you want to.
Music is the surest way of reaching someone else's heart.
Not everyone who drinks is a poet. Some of us drink because we're no poets.
Protocol does tend to trickle down one's leg at a certain age.
Sometimes life is a big mystery to me. But the music and humor give me the answers, and they are the threads woven through everything I do.
The best car safety device is a rear view mirror with a cop in it.
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