Adolescence is just one big walking pimple.
--Carol Burnett
Because nobody goes through life without a scar.
--Carol Burnett
Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away.
--Carol Burnett
Comedy is tragedy plus time.
--Carol Burnett
Have you noticed that all you need to grow healthy, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk?
--Carol Burnett
Having a baby is like taking your lower lip and pulling it over the top of your head.
--Carol Burnett
I think we're here for each other.
--Carol Burnett
If someone tells you that you cannot do something and you believe it, they are right.
--Carol Burnett
It's almost impossible to be funnier than the people in Washington.
--Carol Burnett
No one ever said life was fair. Just eventful.
--Carol Burnett
Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.
--Carol Burnett
The audience is never wrong.
--Carol Burnett
We don't stop going to school when we graduate.
--Carol Burnett
When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go.
--Carol Burnett
Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own.
--Carol Burnett
You do have to love your kids enough to let them hate you. But it's the disease that's hating you, not them.
--Carol Burnett
You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk. It helps to know that you can survive it. That's an education in itself.
--Carol Burnett
You have to have faith that there is a reason you go through certain things. I can't say I'm glad to go through pain, but in a way one must, in order to gain courage and really feel joy.
--Carol Burnett
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