A celebrity is any well-known TV or movie star who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair.
A day without sunshine is like... night.
All of life's riddles are answered in the movies.
Always make room for the unexpected in yourself.
Be so good they can't ignore you.
Be undeniably good.
Boy, those French! They have a different word for everything.
Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
Comedy is a distortion of what is happening, and there will always be something happening.
Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.
Despite a lack of natural ability, I did have the one element necessary to all early creativity: naïveté, that fabulous quality that keeps you from knowing just how unsuited you are for what you are about to do.
Finally, we do become wise, but then it's too late.
How many people have never raised their hand before?
I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.
I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
I could never be a woman. I'd just stay at home and play with my breasts all day.
I have found that- just as in real life- imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.
I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.
I would assign every lie a color: yellow when they were innocent, pale blue when they sailed over you like the sky, red because I knew they drew blood. And then there was the black lie. That's the worst of all. A black lie was when I told you the truth.
I'm so depressed today. I just found out this 'death thing' applies to me.
I've heard lots of people lie to themselves but they never fool anyone.
If you've got a dollar and you spend 29 cents on a loaf of bread, you've got 71 cents left; But if you've got seventeen grand and you spend 29 cents on a loaf of bread, you've still got seventeen grand. There's a math lesson for you.
It's pain that changes our lives.
It's so hard to believe in anything anymore. I mean, it's like, religion, you really can't take it seriously, because it seems so mythological, it seems so arbitrary... but, on the other hand, science is just pure empiricism, and by virtue of its method, it excludes metaphysics. I guess I wouldn't believe in anything anymore if it weren't for my lucky astrology mood watch.
She had destroyed whatever was between us by making a profound gaffe: She met me.
Some people have a way with words, and other people... not have way, I guess.
Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.
The banjo is such a happy instrument- you can't play a sad song on the banjo- it always comes out so cheerful.
The conscious mind is the editor, the subconscious mind is the writer.
There are few takers for the quiet heart.
Through the years, I have learned there is no harm in charging oneself up with delusions between moments of valid inspiration.
Through the years, I have learned there is no harm in charging oneself up with delusions between moments of valid inspiration.
Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
You want to know how I think art should be taught to children? Take them to a museum and say, "This is art, and you can't do it."
You want to know how I think art should be taught to children? Take them to a museum and say, 'This is art, and you can't do it.
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