A hard man is good to find.
--Mae West
A man in love is like a clipped coupon- it's time to cash in.
--Mae West
A man in the house is worth two in the street.
--Mae West
Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.
--Mae West
Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.
--Mae West
Good sex is like good Bridge... if you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
--Mae West
Goodness had nothing to do with it, dearie.
--Mae West
He who hesitates is last.
--Mae West
He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.
--Mae West
His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
--Mae West
I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.
--Mae West
I don't know a lot about politics, but I can recognize a good party man when I see one.
--Mae West
I don't like myself, I'm crazy about myself.
--Mae West
I feel like a million tonight. But one at a time.
--Mae West
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
--Mae West
I go for two kinds of men. The kind with muscles, and the kind without.
--Mae West
I like my clothes tight enough to show I'm a woman, but loose enough to show I'm a lady.
--Mae West
I like two kinds of men: domestic and imported.
--Mae West
I used to be Snow White... but I drifted.
--Mae West
I wrote the story myself. It's all about a girl who lost her reputation but never missed it.
--Mae West
I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.
--Mae West
I'm the lady who works at Paramount all day... and Fox all night.
--Mae West
I've always had a weakness for foreign affairs.
--Mae West
I've been in more laps than a napkin.
--Mae West
I've been rich and I've been poor... Believe me, rich is better.
--Mae West
Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
--Mae West
It's better to be looked over than overlooked.
--Mae West
It's hard to be funny when you have to be 'clean.'
--Mae West
It's not the men in my life that counts- it's the life in my men.
--Mae West
Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.
--Mae West
Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
--Mae West
Marriage is a fine institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
--Mae West
Oh Beulah... peel me a grape.
--Mae West
One and one is two; two and two is four; and 'five will get you ten' if you work it right!
--Mae West
Opportunity knocks for every man, but you have to give a woman a ring.
--Mae West
Save a boyfriend for a rainy day, and another, in case it doesn't rain.
--Mae West
She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
--Mae West
So many men... so little time.
--Mae West
Some men are all right in their place- if they only knew the right places!
--Mae West
There are no good girls gone wrong, just bad girls found out.
--Mae West
Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.
--Mae West
To err is human, but it feels divine.
--Mae West
Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.
--Mae West
Virtue has its own reward, but no sale at the box office.
--Mae West
What Mae West said about sex is true about taxes. All tax cuts are good tax cuts; even bad tax cuts are good tax cuts.
--Grover Norquist
When a girl goes wrong, men go right... after her.
--Mae West
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
--Mae West
When I'm good, I'm very good. When I'm bad, I'm better.
--Mae West
When it comes to finances, remember that there are no withholding taxes on the wages of sin.
--Mae West
When you got the personality, you don't need the nudity.
--Mae West
Why don't you come up and see me sometime... when I've got nothin' on but the radio?
--Mae West
You can say what you like about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.
--Mae West
You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction.. but the second meeting shows up new angles.
--Mae West
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