A scotch buzz is the best buzz in the world.
--Trey Parker
Hollywood views regular people as children, and they think they're the smart ones who need to tell the idiots out there how to be.
--Trey Parker
I find Mormons adorable. I love Disneyland and old musicals, and, to me, Mormonism fits right in with all of that.
--Trey Parker
I see Santa Claus and Joseph Smith and Luke Skywalker as the same person.
--Trey Parker
I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on it as a babysitter and the sole educator of their kids.
--Trey Parker
I try not to tune in to politics until it's two or three months before the election. Till then, it's like watching preseason football.
--Trey Parker
I've learned that all a person has in life is family and friends. If you lose those, you have nothing, so friends are to be treasured more than anything else in the world.
--Trey Parker
Living is having ups and downs and sharing them with friends.
--Trey Parker
Love isn't a decision. It's a feeling. If we could decide who we loved,it would be much simpler, but much less magical.
--Trey Parker
People have a lot of different beliefs, and at the end of the day, we all have deeply held beliefs that probably don't make sense to anyone else.
--Trey Parker
Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters, not how we left it.
--Trey Parker
Sometimes what's right isn't as important as what's profitable.
--Trey Parker
There's a lot of people who, a cigarette is about the only vacation they have.
--Trey Parker
You don't need missionaries in Colorado; you got Colorado.
--Trey Parker
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