'Probably' is a word with an emergency ejector seat.
--David Mitchell
A half-read book is a half-finished love affair.
--David Mitchell
A life can get knocked into a new orbit by a car crash, a lottery win or just a bleary-eyed consultant giving bad news in a calm voice.
--David Mitchell
Books don't offer real escape but they can stop a mind scratching itself raw.
--David Mitchell
Courage is the highest quality for a soldier, but technology is a fine substitute.
--David Mitchell
Faith, the least exclusive club on Earth, has the craftiest doorman. Every time I've stepped through its wide-open doorway,I find myself stepping out on the street again.
--David Mitchell
False modesty can be worse than arrogance.
--David Mitchell
Folks with most to complain about seldom complain most.
--David Mitchell
Hate eats the hater the way ogres eat little boys.
--David Mitchell
History admits no rules, only outcomes. What precipitates outcomes? Vicious acts and virtuous acts. What precipitates acts? Belief.
--David Mitchell
I am going to tell you a secret. Everything is about wanting. Everything. Things happen because of people wanting. Watch closely, and you'll see what I mean.
--David Mitchell
I have always preferred maps to books. They don't answer you back.
--David Mitchell
I wish I had a magic door to a library where I could go in, read for days and days, and come back in the same minute I left. I'm still looking for the door.
--David Mitchell
If war's first victim is truth, its second is clerical efficiency.
--David Mitchell
Implausible truth can serve one better than plausible fiction.
--David Mitchell
Little girls are like old cats. If they don't like you nothing on Earth will make them pretend to.
--David Mitchell
Love's pure free joy when it works, but when it goes bad you pay for the good hours at loan-shark prices.
--David Mitchell
Lunatics are writers whose works write them.
--David Mitchell
Lying's wrong, but when the world spins backwards, a small wrong may be a big right.
--David Mitchell
Memories are their own descendents masquerading as the ancestors of the present.
--David Mitchell
Once any tyranny becomes accepted as ordinary, its victory is assured.
--David Mitchell
Only professional diplomats, inveterate idiots and women view diplomacy as a long-term substitute for war.
--David Mitchell
Our lives are not our own. We are bound to others, past and present, and by each crime and every kindness, we birth our future.
--David Mitchell
People are obscenities. Would rather be music than be a mass of tubes squeezing semisolids around itself for a few decades before becoming so dribblesome it'll no longer function.
--David Mitchell
Perhaps all human interaction is about wanting and getting.
--David Mitchell
Science devises ever bloodier means of war until humanity's powers of destruction overcome our powers of creation and our civilisation drives itself to extinction.
--David Mitchell
Sometimes the fluffy bunny of incredulity zooms round the bend so rapidly that the greyhound of language is left, agog, in the starting cage.
--David Mitchell
The act of memory is an act of ghostwriting.
--David Mitchell
The best way to get out of debt is not to seek to get out of debt, but to seek to create wealth.
--David Mitchell
The better organized the state, the duller its humanity.
--David Mitchell
The body is the outermost layer of the mind.
--David Mitchell
The most malicious god is the god of the counted chicken.
--David Mitchell
The subjunctive is always the first to go.
--David Mitchell
The weak are meat the strong do eat.
--David Mitchell
There's a link between bigotry and bad spelling.
--David Mitchell
Time is the speed at which the past decays.
--David Mitchell
Time is what stops history happening at once; time is the speed at which the past disappears.
--David Mitchell
To fool a judge, feign fascination, but to bamboozle the whole court, feign boredom.
--David Mitchell
Torturous advances won over generations can be lost by a single stroke of a myopic president's pen or a vainglorious general's sword.
--David Mitchell
Travel far enough, you meet yourself.
--David Mitchell
Truth is singular. Its 'versions' are mistruths.
--David Mitchell
Two people who are a little bit deluded in each other's favor. That's what love is, isn't it?
--David Mitchell
Unlimited power in the hands of limited people always leads to cruelty.
--David Mitchell
We looked at each other for the last time; nothing is as eloquent as nothing.
--David Mitchell
Whoever opined 'Money can't buy you happiness' obviously had far too much of the stuff.
--David Mitchell
Why ask a question whose answer would demand ten more questions?
--David Mitchell
Your life amounted to no more than one drop in a limitless ocean! Yet what is any ocean but a multitude of drops?
--David Mitchell
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