As a child I believed that the future included jet packs, flying cars, space travel, cool robots, and glass-domed colonies on the surface of the moon and the bottom of the ocean. As an adult I believe that the future includes TVs that can't be turned on without the help of out-of-work musicians.
Be suspicious of ideas you're really, really, really excited about- it might be a bipolar thing.
Dogs don't know our names. They see the real us, sans moniker. If they think anything when we walk into a room, it's probably something like, 'Hey, it's food, petting and playing!'
I am continually surprised that someone could posit a supreme being, a timeless, primal source from which all things emanate, every living creature and every inert piece of matter, every sub-atomic particle and every galaxy, and then insist that such an ineffability could take sides, declaring that it takes one person, or group of persons, over another. But then again, I am continually surprised that someone could be fascinated by American Idol.
I believe that inherent within the God-given right to the pursuit of happiness, is the equally God-given right to the pursuit of unhappiness. That is why I support gay marriage.
I may be a broken toy, but you are a Chinese crib factory that uses lead paint.
Jesus' Last Supper was clearly not organized to encourage conversation.
Mental images can stimulate the human brain with the same power as events that are actually occurring. If this were not the case we could not argue with long dead relatives or masturbate.
Misinformed is the new patriotic.
Mom may love you, but she is not a good barometer of your talent.
My memory of you is better than you.
Never ask a question when you know the answer is going to be a lie.
People who write poisonous things about your work are using up precious moments of their life dwelling on yours.
Silence is always bad news.
Sometimes my life seems to be a never-ending succession of unhappy women.
Sticks and stones may hurt our bones, but bones heal in a relatively short time, while one critical parent can cripple you forever.
Success has many parents, and even more lawyers.
There is but one life. God breathes through the scuttling cockroach and the soaring hawk. And yet, I am not a cat person.
They're paying you a lot because they're killing you.
Turns out the Supreme Court was right. Corporations are people. Selfish, unscrupulous people.
We are moving into an age where our memory is outsourced.
We are the afflicted, the fallen, and the wounded. We are born into separateness, suffering, and eternal longing. Our salvation lies not in the things of this world, but that is where we seek it. For to do otherwise would tank the economy, and then we'd be really screwed.
We exist to bear witness. We had to be. The infinite needs us to see it. Without the perceiver, the perceived does not exist. That gives us leverage. Don't look until you get what you want.
What doesn't kill us, makes us bitter.
When people say I look young for my age what they really mean is, 'you're not fat and you have hair.'
You make me uncomfortable when you praise me. You make me uncomfortable when you don't. You really need to get your act together.
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