E-mails are the new herpes: You never get rid of them.
How many times had those awful words- 'I know what I'm doing'- been uttered throughout history as prelude to disaster?
In cyberspace, everyone can hear you scream.
Justices look solemn in their formal black robes, but every so often they like to have a little fun by taking on a strange case, or overturning a presidential election, that sort of thing.
Oil they would buy from anyone. From Satan.
Once they're both gone, your parents' house instantly turns into a museum.
One realization does dawn upon the death of the second parent, namely that you've now moved into the green room to the River Styx. You're next.
People believe unbelievable things because it's self-flattering to think that you are intellectually daring enough to accept what others find preposterous
That's the beauty of argument, if you argue correctly, you're never wrong.
There is no point in arguing if you are not susceptible to reason. Embrace your cynicism. Hug it.
When you stop killing people in huge numbers, they get notions.
Who needs evidence when you've got the Internet?
You never remember who came to the funeral, but you never forget who didn't.
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