Ah, Mozart! He was happily married-but his wife wasn't.
Clarinets, like lawyers, have cases, mouthpieces, and they need a constant supply of hot air in order to function.
I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year.
I don't mind growing old. I'm just not used to it.
It takes so long to be 90 years, but it goes so fast.
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.
The conductor is a peculiar person. He turns his back on his friends in the audience, shakes a stick at his players in the orchestra, and then wonders why nobody loves him.
The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.
The smile is the shortest distance between two persons.
There is a bit of Hans Christian Andersen in every Dane.
There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.
Well, all's fair in love, war and fooling the critics.
What is the difference between a Nazi and a dog? A Nazi lifts his arm.
When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance.
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