A dog will make eye contact. A cat will, too, but a cat's eyes don't even look entirely warm-blooded to me, whereas a dog's eyes look human except less guarded.
--Roy Blount, Jr.
A good heavy book holds you down. It's an anchor that keeps you from getting up and having another gin and tonic.
--Roy Blount, Jr.
Any given generation gives the next generation advice that the given generation should have been given by the previous generation but now it's too late.
--Roy Blount, Jr.
Anybody who claims not to feel bad when they're 67 is lying.
--Roy Blount, Jr.
Contemporary American children, if they are old enough to grasp the concept of Santa Claus by Thanksgiving, are able to see through it by December 15th.
--Roy Blount, Jr.
Doctors and lawyers must go to school for years and years, often with little sleep and with great sacrifice to their first wives.
--Roy Blount, Jr.
English is an outrageous tangle of those derivations and other multifarious linguistic influences, from Yiddish to Shoshone, which has grown up around a gnarly core of chewy, clangorous yawps derived from ancestors who painted themselves blue to frighten their enemies.
--Roy Blount, Jr.
Even intellectuals should have learned by now that objective rationality is not the default position of the human mind, much less the bedrock of human affairs.
--Roy Blount, Jr.
I do hope you realize that every time you use disinterested to mean uninterested, an angel dies.
--Roy Blount, Jr.
I have to be firm on this: unique is not to be modified. Adding very or absolutely is like putting a propeller on a rabbit to make him hop better. It won't work, and he won't be a rabbit anymore.
--Roy Blount, Jr.
I prefer my oysters fried; that way I know my oysters died.
--Roy Blount, Jr.
I think writer's block is simply the dread that you are going to write something horrible. But as a writer, I believe that if you sit down at the keys long enough, sooner or later something will come out.
--Roy Blount, Jr.
If a cat spoke, it would say things like, 'Hey, I don't see the problem here.'
--Roy Blount, Jr.
In the beginning, Atlanta was without form, and void; and it still is.
--Roy Blount, Jr.
It's my belief that sanity lies in realizing that reality is not exactly what we had in mind.
--Roy Blount, Jr.
Language seems to me intrinsically comic- noises of the tongue, lips, larynx, and palate rendered in ink on paper with the deepest and airiest thoughts in mind and the harshest and tenderest feelings at heart.
--Roy Blount, Jr.
Many a person has been saved from summer alcoholism, not to mention hypertoxicity, by Dostoyevsky.
--Roy Blount, Jr.
People don't necessarily want or need to be done unto as you would have them do unto you. They want to be done unto as they want to be done unto.
--Roy Blount, Jr.
Studying literature at Harvard is like learning about women at the Mayo clinic.
--Roy Blount, Jr.
The last time somebody said, 'I find I can write much better with a word processor,' I replied, 'They used to say the same thing about drugs.'
--Roy Blount, Jr.
The more you try to pin a word down, the more you realize that it has its own cape, sword and little hat.
--Roy Blount, Jr.
The North isn't a place. It's just a direction out of the South.
--Roy Blount, Jr.
Usage ain't always a matter of ought.
--Roy Blount, Jr.
When money gets too far away from actual, physical, real equity and property it gets too abstract and too distantly derived and then suddenly it's not worth anything anymore. And the same is true of language.
--Roy Blount, Jr.
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