A few of my friends in high finance have managed to get the credit of being good business men, when they were merely victims of an aggravated case of kleptomania.
--Philander Chase Johnson
A good memory is often a great help; but knowing just when to forget things sometimes counts for more.
--Philander Chase Johnson
A statesman usually affects an impressive demeanor, not because he believes he is a great man, but to avoid disappointing his constituents, who do think so.
--Philander Chase Johnson
I could forgive a political opponent who managed to take an unfair advantage of me, but I could never forgive myself.
--Philander Chase Johnson
I hear many speakers whose remarks are just stupid enough to make me sleepy and just loud enough to keep me awake.
--Philander Chase Johnson
In some cases it would be really cheaper to send a member of Congress his salary and mileage by mail and let him stay at home.
--Philander Chase Johnson
It may be true that every man has his price, but it is only a fool who goes around constantly with the price-tag on public exhibition.
--Philander Chase Johnson
Modest demeanor is not only becoming but discreet; as soon as you begin pointing with pride to what you have done, you invite people to start asking questions.
--Philander Chase Johnson
Money does not make the man, but it sometimes makes the candidate.
--Philander Chase Johnson
Money is sometimes held out as a reward, but more frequently it is employed as bait.
--Philander Chase Johnson
Money is the source of much corruption. Early in my life it became my ambition to get enough of it to place me beyond the reach of constant temptation.
--Philander Chase Johnson
Never do anything that popular opinion and your own sense of right do not approve. Hire somebody else to do it.
--Philander Chase Johnson
Occasionally you may be advanced because people like you. But political prosperity is mostly due to the fact that somebody is a afraid of you.
--Philander Chase Johnson
Party harmony consists in having your own way and persuading other people to be resigned to fate
--Philander Chase Johnson
Politics is the art of turning influence into affluence.
--Philander Chase Johnson
Some candidates are too honest to use money in an election. Others are too economical.
--Philander Chase Johnson
Some statesmen seem lucky because they are wise; others seem wise because they are lucky.
--Philander Chase Johnson
Success is a variable quantity. With one man it consists in making a million dollars; with another, in keeping out of jail.
--Philander Chase Johnson
The ability to conceal ignorance sometimes avails more than the capacity for accumulating great wisdom.
--Philander Chase Johnson
The great orator is not necessarily a statesman. More frequently he is a misstatesman.
--Philander Chase Johnson
When I run across a tricky man I am tempted to despise him, and at the same time, I am tempted to hire him in my business.
--Philander Chase Johnson
When I see a man's wife listening to his campaign speech I always admire the self-control that keeps her from laughing.
--Philander Chase Johnson
When in doubt for an argument, turn to statistics. They sound wise and very few people will do the arithmetic necessary to contradict you.
--Philander Chase Johnson
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