A guy comes home from college to find his mother sleeping with his uncle, and there's a ghost running around. Write it good, it's Hamlet; write it bad, it's Gilligan's Island.
Even the most powerful people at a given point in terms of class, will all play by the same rules.
Everybody blows their first money.
Fatigue is your friend. Through exhaustion and through people just being so depleted, the stuff around the nerve endings gets worn away and other things begin to emerge and you take way bigger risks.
I don't tweet for a very simple reason, which is that I drink.
I think that Canadians have an incredible reverence for authority and regard for authority, and I think one of the healthy ways that it's challenged is through questioning it, through the polite hostility of comedy.
If you look around the room, and you're the smartest person in the room, you're in the wrong room.
It's better when they laugh, isn't it?
One advantage of getting older is knowing when to worry.
Some people, their whole lives, are just injustice collectors. They're going to find new injustices every day. That's what they do, and that's what they are.
Sometimes the wheel turns slowly, but it turns.
Talented people are restless at their core.
The show doesn't go on because it's ready; it goes on because it's 11:30.
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