A refined sort of butcher, a woman is.
--John Osborne
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.
--John Osborne
Censorship is the commonest social blasphemy because it is mostly concealed, built into us by indolence, self-interest and cowardice.
--John Osborne
Heaven be thanked, we live in such an age when no man dies for love except upon the stage.
--John Osborne
Heroes, whatever high ideas we may have of them, are mortal and not divine.
--John Osborne
It is easy to answer the ultimate questions- it saves you bothering with the immediate ones.
--John Osborne
It is not true that drink changes a man's character. It may reveal it more clearly.
--John Osborne
It is widely held that too much wine will dull a man's desire. Indeed it will in a dull man.
--John Osborne
Laughter's the nearest we ever get, or should get, to sainthood. It's the state of grace that saves most of us from contempt.
--John Osborne
Marriage is rather a silly habit.
--John Osborne
Never believe in mirrors or newspapers.
--John Osborne
Royalty is the gold filling in a mouthful of decay.
--John Osborne
The school teacher is certainly underpaid as a child minder, but ludicrously overpaid as an educator.
--John Osborne
There's no such thing as failure- just waiting for success.
--John Osborne
They spend their time mostly looking forward to the past.
--John Osborne
We are all as God made us and many of us much worse.
--John Osborne
Writers don't need love; all they require is money.
--John Osborne
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