A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
Alimony: Like pumping gas in another man's car.
Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you get older, it will avoid you.
If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.
Marriage is give and take. You better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.
Middle age is when the narrow waist and the broad mind begin to change places.
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win.
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