A Madagascar Hissing Roach chasing Jerry Lewis. That would be a really neat treat.
Adrenaline is wonderful. It covers pain. It covers dementia. It covers everything.
Comedy is a man in trouble. And without it, there's no humor.
Don't come telling anybody they're wrong until you can tell them how they can be right.
Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands.
For those who understand, no explaination is needed... For those who don't, none will do.
I view (German reunification) in much the same way I view a possible Dean Martin-Jerry Lewis reconciliation: I never really enjoyed their work, and I'm not sure I need to see any of their new stuff.
People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius.
The day you're born, you get the pink slip on YOU. Outright ownership. You must only share that life with those that you and only you choose.
There is no gap between comedy and tragedy.
You might as well like yourself; just think about all the time you're gonna have to spend with you.
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