'Hefty' is a trash bag. I'm festively plump.
Breaking up is like pushing over a Coke machine. You can't just do it, you have to set the thing in motion, rock it back and forth a few times.
Divorce isn't such a tragedy. A tragedy's staying in an unhappy marriage, teaching your children the wrong things about love. Nobody ever died of divorce.
Everyone has sorrow. Everyone has obligations. Everyone keeps going. You lean on the people who love you. You do the best you can, and you keep going.
I don't trust happiness. I turn it over as if it were a glass at a flea market or a rug at a souk, looking for chipped rims or loose threads.
I think every person who is single should have a dog. I think the government should step in and intervene: If you're not married or coupled up, whether you've been dumped or divorced or widowed or whatever, they should require you to proceed immediately to the pound nearest you and select an animal companion.
People will want you to behave a certain way, to make a certain choice because it reinforces the way they see the world... But you have to do what's right for you.
Regular women carry pictures of their babies, their husbands, their summer houses. Fat ladies carry pictures of themselves at their skinniest.
Sometimes the worst thing that happens to you, the thing you think you can't survive... it's the thing that makes you better than you used to be.
The condom broke. I know how stupid that sounds. It's the reproductive version of the dog ate my homework.
There's all kinds of love in the world, and not all of it looks like the stuff in greeting cards.
There's nothing wrong with keeping your mouth shut if you don't have anything nice to say.
Things happen, and you can't make them unhappen. You don't get do-overs, you can't roll back the clock, and the only thing you can change, and the only thing it does any good to worry about, is how you let them affect you.
Whenever people with money have power over people with less money, you have the potential for exploitation.
You move forward because thats the way it works; thats the only place you can go.
You should be concerned about the state of your soul, not the state of your bank account.
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