A vacation should be just long enough that your boss misses you, and not long enough for him to discover how well he can get along without you.
All work and no plagiarism makes a dull speech.
Always behave like a duck. Keep calm and unruffled at the surface but paddle like the devil underneath.
Bigamy is two rites that make a wrong.
By the time a man can afford to lose a golf ball, he can't hit that far.
Consider how hard it is to change yourself and you'll understand what little chance you have of trying to change others.
If a thing goes without saying, let it.
Marriage is like a violin. After the beautiful music is over, the strings are still attached.
Only uncomfortable chairs become antiques- the comfortable ones are worn out by hard use.
The surest way to get a job done is to give it to a busy man. He'll have his secretary do it.
The ultimate in wisdom is to live in the present, plan for the future and profit from the past.
There is no way to catch a snake that is as safe as not catching him.
There's no fool like an old fool- you can't beat experience
You know you're getting older when you don't care where your wife goes, just so you don't have to go along.
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