I have never seen a bad television program, because I refuse to. God gave me a mind, and a wrist that turns things off.
I'm complicated, sentimental, lovable, honest, loyal, decent, generous, likable, and lonely. My personality is not split; it's shredded.
Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery.
Looking back, my life seems like one long obstacle race, with me as its chief obstacle.
Poor people have more fun than rich people, they say; and I notice it's the rich people who keep saying it.
She should get a divorce and settle down.
To restore a sense of reality, I think Walt Disney should have a Hardluckland.
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