A technical objection is the first refuge of a scoundrel.
--Heywood Campbell Broun
Any new system is worth trying when your luck is bad.
--Heywood Campbell Broun
Appeasers believe that if you keep on throwing steaks to a tiger, the tiger will become a vegetarian.
--Heywood Campbell Broun
Being a well-dressed man is a career, and no one who goes in for it has time for anything else.
--Heywood Campbell Broun
Everybody favors free speech in the slack moments when no axes are being ground.
--Heywood Campbell Broun
Except that right side up is best, there is not much to learn about holding a baby.
--Heywood Campbell Broun
For truth there is no deadline.
--Heywood Campbell Broun
In some respects the life of a censor is more exhilarating that of an emperor. The best the emperor can do is to snip off the heads of men and women, who are mere mortals. The censor can decapitate ideas which but for him might have lived forever.
--Heywood Campbell Broun
Men build bridges and throw railroads across deserts, and yet they contend successfully that the job of sewing on a button is beyond them. Accordingly, they don't have to sew buttons.
--Heywood Campbell Broun
Personally I have no enthusiasm for organized jeering sections but I hold that the spontaneous right of raspberry should be denied to no one in America.
--Heywood Campbell Broun
Posterity is as likely to be wrong as anybody else.
--Heywood Campbell Broun
Repartee is what you wish you'd said.
--Heywood Campbell Broun
The average child is an almost non-existent myth. To be normal one must be peculiar in some way or another.
--Heywood Campbell Broun
The judgment of the world has been that Pilate did not do enough. There is no vigour in expressing an opinion and then washing your hands.
--Heywood Campbell Broun
The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins.
--Heywood Campbell Broun
The urge to gamble is so universal and its practice so pleasurable that I assume it must be evil.
--Heywood Campbell Broun
There is no proselyter half so energetic as the hard-shelled atheist.
--Heywood Campbell Broun
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